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Below are the 14 most recent journal entries recorded in Diana's LiveJournal:

Saturday, June 3rd, 2006
4:07 pm
June is for Lovers!
Wow, what a May it has been for Me! First, let me start off by saying Happy June! Let us, one and all, be contented with our lot; that June is here this morning, and the sun is shining hot. As always, I’ve been wanting to post here sooner, but you’ve been keeping my spare time plenty busy with such extremely wet conversations…. Thank you so much Lovers!

Spector Oh My Goodness! Where do I even begin? All I know is I NEVER want it to end! You are truly a Wizard of enormous proportions! You listen to me and make all of my fantasies cum true. From the exceptionally delicious orgy story you recorded in four parts, or meeting me at the airport with the surprisingly stunning American Idol’s Katherine in the limousine, to the amazingly sensual voyeuristic call we shared from our hotel room balcony. Honestly, I can’t imagine cuming any harder! There is simply no hindrance to your sexual prowess. The ride on your bike and our Nature Call last night was absolutely superb! Helping me find the best price on a filter yesterday to fix my pool was just so special and thoughtful of you too! Just making a list, is there anything you don’t do? ~ Giggles ~

Legman and his most delicious voice fills our sessions with the most erotic control fantasies. My wealthy Lady Friends and I so enjoy our new found hobby of collecting strapping young feisty slaves in loin cloths to toil away on Our mammoth Plantations! Mistress Diana so revels in playing the self-absorbed Lady of the Manor, dressing along with My snobby friends in the sexiest cocktail dresses We can find to attend these auctions too. It takes a very special skill to choose the best slaves enamored to serve Us. Ah and not to worry…, if they even demonstrate an inkling of resistance, the crackling sound of OUR WHIPS are never far behind.

Every self respecting girl needs her very own personal panty liner and Cvbb was all that and then some! What a blast we shared from panty licking to using his cock as My personal tampon, he did it all! So, how could I resist taking his perky pucker with My well soaked strap on??? Mmmm I’m ready for more whenever you are!

I know I’ve said it before, and at his prompting too, but Jim Bobb is GGTAW! Seriously, he can make you squeal, scream, shout, shiver and shake all in one session! Oh yeah...he’s that good! Whether we’re on a fantasy date, playing house, checkers in chat, or debating why I’m so diseased for having such liberal Democratic principals ~ I simply can’t imagine you NOT giving it to me good! Happy Birthday JB! Mmmuah!

After a thorough workout, I was having palpitations that only the Love Doctor could cure! I think I could easily be a most frequent patient to his office! Paging Dr. Love Stat! I sure hope he makes his rounds again soon! Miss you already baby!

OMG Ten you did it again! What fun shopping porn sites with you and picking out our favorite hotties to play with! My Gawd we even share the same taste in Women! LMAO! It so much fun playing so many characters ~ no jonsing slut…. but, you are so on a 10 character limit Mr.! Now pump that pud! Wink ~ Wink our last call was soooo naughty I can’t even say what we did! But, I’m sure glad you enjoyed the sound effects!

Great calls as always with the very sexy Naughty Nate who hypnotized me once again! This time in the hot tub to ORGASM so loudly, I’m certain to have woken all the neighbors! Nate!!!!! After begging to cum inside, he proceeded to handcuff me to my bed for my neighbor elyssa to ravage. She is such a hottie, and I more than liked it. LOL! No doubt you have the wherewithal to bring my mind and body into the dreamiest feelings of orgasmic focus.

To Jokerman My sexy AI Buddy ~ I’m so glad you found Me! How long have we been saying, Go Elliot???? LOL!!! Major congrats to Taylor of course! What a hoot you are to talk to and play with! Thanks for sharing your lunch breaks with Me. I’m fairly certain you enjoyed dining at the Y. Giggles! Do cum again! This week’s special is my hot sticky buns! Guaranteed to make your mouth water for more!

Mmmm Cromried and I are romancing each other with sweet talks of seduction. I enjoyed playing your Dubai harem girl dancing for you to deliciously seductive music as I tease you into a full body erection one veil at a time exposing our innermost desires. Our last date was mesmerizing making love in the heat of the Dessert Night wearing nothing but a shear backless dress. I can still feel your warm sexy breath and the tender way your tongue trailed to catch every bead of sweat from my tender flesh. Thank you for the beautiful inspired Chocolate Poetry too, so very sweet. You inspire me as well.

The Karma felt my superhuman strength lifting his brawny body up over My shoulders as I carried him up the winding stair case to our bedroom, soon after I drank My super powered mixture of beet, carrot and parsley juice! Works every time! Forgive Me as sometimes I get a little carried away! Nothing like just lifting up a man and taking him in the throws of passion whenever you want him, and Karma is so wanted!

Letmefeelyouup and I share the most wonderful times together. Talking and stroking, licking and kissing, slowly building a fire that sets our bodies ablaze! The fantasies we weave along with the rhythm and resonance of his sweet voice takes me to such extreme highs and plateaus. Thank you My Hockey Hubby Bear! XOXO!

Diary of a cock whore! It’s a breezy NY Night and it’s 2:00 AM, my phone rings and it’s M-Mark instructing me on the rewards on becoming his MOUTH WHORE. He got right to it and proceeded to fuck my face hard with his cock. Grabbing my hair and stuffing it deep down my throat until he exploded into my mouth! Mmm and Mark made sure I swallowed every drop full too, saying ahhhhh to his satisfaction!

Steve L such a sweetheart. I love our conversations and I am so glad you’re feeling much less inhibited too. It’s just so much fun flirting with you and sharing with you all the ways we women like to be touched. Our swinger’s fantasy had me seventh heaven as you enjoyed spreading my legs wide open in awe to allow others in the group to cum find my G-Spot. And yes, for me the secret is long, soft strokes as opposed to those which are firm or too hard. Thank you also for pampering me after our call with such a generous gift. You really do know how to love a woman.

CJ it been a privilege to get to know you better in chat, and to share such astonishingly intense Orgasms with you! I loved letting myself into your house and sneaking into your bedroom as you laid there asleep. I couldn’t help but moan as I touched myself and fingered my pussy. As soon as I saw your sheets rise, I knew then I had to pull them back and whisper your name as I passionately kissed and straddled your hips; feeling your hardened cock slowly penetrating me! The rhythms of our bodies took us to such a climactic ending as we both shared such blissful sighs... Christening my pool with a plunge with you was definitely a blast on Saturday too! Happy Birthday Sweetie! I just adore you!

Oh Ron , it’s been far too long since I’ve heard your deep sexy voice. I’m so glad you found me here at Nite Flirt, and equally thrilled your favorite number also happens to be 69! I absolutely love teasing that rock hard member and feeling your every moan and sigh as you used your tool to drill inside of me! Send me into shivers again soon My love. I’ll be waiting...

Speaking of shivers… a certain Voice returned to my window sill claiming to be the Phantom in my journal. I was so excited he found me again, as I longed since pined for his enchanting voice, his scent and his touch. Alas, it was in fact my Phantom and all that I remembered, and then some! Wearing his mask and disguise, I felt his breath upon my neck as I slowly brushed my long, silky, auburn locks over my shoulder. He gently lifted me onto my bed and with each caress, made hunger for more of his touch. Our bodies collapsed with sighs of delight as we came together for the first time in a very long while. Such a treasure! Our last call where you acted as my financial advisor had me Hello as well. Oh what you do to me! My window sill will always be open to you my love.

Mutual Masturbation Fantasies are so wonderful and JWats knows exactly all the right places to touch ourselves, while guiding our bodies into a feverish frenzy! Funny, he says my voice is Super Hot, but I say his is too! Mmm thanks for the Sizzling Orgasms Hot Stuff!

McCloy hired me as his Personal Trainer and I showed up at his place ready for a thorough workout. From the moment he answered the door his fit and trim body captured my attention. I tried not to let my mind wonder too much, wondering what I could possibly teach him that he wasn’t already doing. I couldn’t help but notice he was looking at me the same way. We started off innocent enough in his studio doing some stretches when suddenly he says he felt a kink in his back. He pulls me around to kiss me just as I begin to massage him and such a sexy encounter ensues as we leave a trail of our cloths straight to his bedroom!

Matt sure knows how to stick it to his slutty Mommy, and this time I really embarrassed my 18 year old son by wearing a tight, see through dress that barely covered my ass to his Pool Party Celebration. Falling all over his friends and getting drunk as a skunk in heat with no panties on, an embarrassed Matt finally dismissed his friends only to teach his passed out Mom a well deserved lesson, by ripping off my dress and fucking me right there in the pool house!

Ooo laa laa John it was so much fun playing your very French Mistress, and turning you into My sweet buttercup receptacle for My very own strap on! As they say in French….vous faites une si belle femme. You make such a beautiful woman. Cum play again with Me soon Barbie Doll. Au Revoir pour maintenant mon chéri.

My dashing stud Billy and I had so much fun picking out TV’s from the www.eros.com site. We chose the sexiest ones in Long Island to please us in a most mouth watering experience. Go check them out to tell us that we have the finest taste in TV LAND! With an all-star line up of the sexy Blonde Jenna, Vianca our seductive Brunette, and Me ~ I should say we covered all the bases!!!!! Homerun Billy! Homerun! No way I could ask for a better love slave!

My sexy X-Man and I enjoyed a lovely call this time poolside as I caught his eye coming out of the refreshing water. He loved the crocheted baby blue bikini I was wearing and couldn’t help but masturbate a stroke for every droplet on my body. I lost count, but he didn’t lose pace erupting into a most brilliant arc de triumph! Well done X!

Enticing love making call with JXTR who loves sensual bondage as much as I do. Tantalizing his taste buds with strawberries and champagne, I methodically removed his clothing, tying his wrists with rope, and balling up my silk scarf in his mouth. I mounted him, straddling my thighs around his while wearing nothing but a soft pink bustier and ivory stockings until we both rocked our bodies into climaxing together in a most blissful sigh. Oh yes JXTR, that did it!

Fun call with Aragorn who enjoyed playing with my British friend Anna today. After clubbing with us naughty girls in NYC, poor thing thought he was going to get to enjoy us both, when all he got was a blindfold, a good sissifying along with the complete transformation of becoming our very own sissy slut. Your rosebud looked so nice with our strap ons up it, love bug.

And finally, to Flavored Condom Slut who has expanded My palate for more than just Strawberry! LOL ~ What shall it be next Lover? Perhaps, Blood-Orange or Herbs de Provence?

Thank you to all the sweet and wonderful guys who again leave me the sweetest things to read in Feedback! Wow! My journal is my feedback to you, and as you can see I am quite pleased with all of your performances too!!!!!

Some new pics by popular request, have been added too. Thank you to the caller who suggested that I do something in soft pink ~ I think you’ll be pleased. Check out June’s Magazine Cover on my Nite Flirt Listing. Also, here’s a fun site for you all to visit for a good laugh... Evolution of Dance. You may have to type in Evolution of Dance in their search window.

Shouts to my Nite Flirt Homie Hotties Karley, Charlotte, Nichole, and yes of course you too Books ! Thanks for the summer pic ~ that’s so sweet you kept it all this time. Happy Belated Birthday ~ Hope it was all you wished for and then some!

Well now, all that writing about sex has got me horny all over again! Time for a dip to cool off some! Have a great weekend peeps! Do something wonderful for yourself and enjoy!

Love and kisses,

Diana

Current Mood: Cheerful
Friday, May 5th, 2006
3:59 pm
Hola, and Buenos Dias, Everybody!
It's Cinco de Mayo and I can't wait to burn some workout calories in a Sexy Mexican Dance with you! Such great calls this past week too have inspired me to wear my sombrero with nothing else on! In fact, I am making all calls today from my main link on Nite Flirt a $1.75 per minute in honor of you and the Out Of This World Feedback you bestow upon Me! Thank you so much guys!

GGTW, oh you know what you do to me. I have dreams of driving around the mountains and making love to you at all the rest stops! Giggles... and what a sexy romantic call we shared Tuesday too. I came so hard I broke a vase kicking it off the cocktail table!!!! Oh my gosh, that was so hot! Look out for those dangerous curves! Indeed, I just love talking with you period Sweets!

I showed up at Spin2Win's, palatial mansion to give him a private Yoga Lesson. Unbeknownst to me of course, the Spring Water Manufacturer had much more in mind than just poses, stretches and salutations. I was so thirsty and needless to say he couldn't wait to indulge me in his clear bottle of pure H2O, so I thought. The next thing I remember after passing out... was finding myself strapped to a table in his dungeon, as he wickedly grinned cutting away at my tee shirt and sweats. Guys ~ seriously, I think he is planning on keeping me in this state! Giggles!

Billy and I shared another exquisite call of making love in our Four Season's Hotel Room while the room service attendant attentively watched stroking his member to the beat of our groans and sighs of passion. My thighs quiver and quickly heat up just thinking about what you let him do Baby! Pour some more champagne on my nipples, please.

Fantastic call with JWATS who said I was a great role-player. Mmmm you are super hot too! I just love a man who knows how to stimulate my mind as well as my body! Squeezing together a path way to my breasts, just so you can CUM find me again soon!

Ohhhh LDR, I like your perfect package too! Your sexy voice and breathing just inspire me to share wonderful ways to explore all of you. Our last call making love under the stars on the cruise ship was sooooo romantic. In fact, I'd like to reserve a repeat performance!

McGuyver! You sexy man, you! Whether I am teasing you with the sounds of my toys, or making love to you in my Jacuzzi it's all quite magical. You really heated me to a smoldering climax on our last call.

And my Anonymous Donor 999SM called for more than his daily sperm bank donation this week, when he truly mesmerized me with his sensual side. Wow! Still feeling your hands trailing up and down the small of my back and pulling me in for your soft deep sensual kisses. Wow!

Cum let’s work off some of those calories for a super fit weekend! Ole!

XOXOXO,

Diana

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Current Mood: Relaxed
Thursday, April 27th, 2006
2:11 am
Fall Back & Spring Into Me!
Ohhh! Where do I begin? It's spring and the busiest season for Me! Everyone wants to look and feel good in their Birthday Suits ~ Truly, all it just takes is a little perseverance and will power!

But, who says Workouts have to be boring? I’ll show you how to jump start, rev up or even end your day in such a fabulous way and you’ll feel the rush or endorphins flooding your senses with wonderment. Call and hear for yourself!

Thank you as always to all the Sexy Guys who’ve made my time on Nite Flirt so well spent! Mmmm I just Love it here!

In the past few weeks I’ve had wonderful slurry of interest in what I do at Nite Flirt with www.phonesexworkout.com, and I owe most of the credit to the excellent review posting I recently had in The Jane’s Guide in March. The Jane’s Guide is a wonderful place to visit that gives unbiased reviews of some of The Best Phone Sex sites around. Their motto is simply this… “We waste our time so you don’t have too!” Pretty keen concept Jane, and thanks so much for the wonderful recommendation! I am honored, and now proudly display your link on my website’s home page.

Phone Sex Workout Diana is a personal trainer that incorporates the idea of personal health and fitness into a bit of a "sex workout". Her website has a little bit about her, and it links to her journal offsite. If you want to call her, all of that is done through niteflirt and her rates are posted. I notice that she has had a higher than average number of extremely enthusiastic reviews by callers. It appears that after you've spoken to her, you can write her for a password to go into a picture area. There is lots of contact info. She doesn't mention any specific taboos. - Vamp
Date Reviewed: 2006-03-24

From that review, I received an interview and write up in Wireless Flash News. Thank You David…*Kisses* and that led to some wonderful Radio Interviews too! I really enjoyed participating with each Station, and I am here to send you ALL my very Special Thanks for welcoming me into your studios and sharing with your listeners a little of what I love doing so much during my Phone Sex Workout Sessions. I had so much fun and lots of giggles with some really great people. Sexy Workout Kisses to EVERYONE at Bull Dog & The Rude Awakening Show on WOCM FM 98.1 in MD; Joe & The Poorboy Show on WKQZ-FM in MI; Hot 89.9 FM in Canada; The Dick Dale Show on KOMP 92.3 Rock in NV; The Gareth Cliff Show on 5fm Music Radio in South Africa; The Jack & Ali Show on Spin 1038 Talk Radio in Ireland; and Rexx Nation with Rexx & Smitty on WZBH-FM 93.5 Rock in MD. Guys, so much fun! Please feel free to find me again….ANYTIME you need to fill a spot! I’d be honored!

So with all that said…. how does one pack in over a month of calls in single journal writing? Yikes!!!! It certainly presents a challenge in and of itself, but here goes to all you HOT MEN OUT THERE! First, let me say…. "The events depicted in this journal often rim the limits of sanity, and thus similarities to any persons living or dead is merely coincidental."

Ode to JoJo who gives new meaning to my visions of Parent-Teacher Conferences.. Want a good thorough sexy workout? All you need to do is just drop something accidentally in the Supply Room! Just had to ravish that body again on our last 2 Girl Call at the Dentist office too! Pity you’re allergic to Novocain… Has the Nitrous Oxide worn off yet Honey?

Mmm had a nice Masturbation Workout Session with My X-Man! Mmmm Baby it’s certainly the Quality with us, and not the Quantity that counts ~ and as you know…. I am ALL about that! You always make me feel like a Bond Girl coming out of the ocean with the sun and water beading on my body every time I meet you On The Beach.

Excellent times with you StudMan Donor 999SM! I think I burned an extra thousand calories myself in our last session! Slipping into giggles, it was challenging indeed maintaining my Fran Dresher impression throughout our Sperm Bank Fantasy Call. Needless to say, I gladly performed my civic duty for all the women of the world who need a perfect specimen, just like you!

GGTW~ always a pleasure to workout with you! I think you can pretty much figure out how excited we make each other with each passing session. I enjoy the rhythm of our workouts starting off vigorously and ending with long romantic pauses and stretches. Volley Ball Anyone? Bouncy Bouncy! Hey Fresh Stuff! No Spiking The Ball!

My Glory Hole Slut found a new place to share with his Mistress where we collected lots delicious pearl essence for him to drink and he especially enjoyed Me whoring him out too! Yum!

Body Builder Buddy and I have had some nice fantasies where I flex and pose showing off my well skilled knowledge of musculature and soft tissue responses. So nice and penetrating too.

Amazing! Yes!!! Amazing Fantasy calls with you My Sexy Wizard Spector! Wow, can just about sum it up here, but let’s just say this for every one else to read …. What an alliance we share! Final two? Mmmm Baby….you connect the dots in many of my fantasies. Oh yeah… I’ll be Your Survivor Girl; and Your Prim and Proper Office Slut; and The Wife you love to Whore Out to Cabana Boys while we’re vacationing in the Caribbean; and, Your Lusty Librarian, YES, most especially, The Girl You Love To Read Erotic Bedtime Stories to ~ What A Gem You Are!

And, I have an Announcement to make LMFYU and I are Engaged! Honey, is it okay to announce that here? I just couldn’t help but disclose what we’ve been sharing! Giggles!!!!! Well…, let’s just say if… Mr. L keeps Camming his workout sessions with Me I’m about to cop a ONE WAY ticket out to You know Where!!!!!! So much fun to play with you! Again and Again and Again! With a voice that makes me scream More, and More and More! Write me something wonderful Love.

TEN ~ stands for Excellence in every call imaginable with Me! No where until TEN have I actually met a Man (at least I think he is) ROFL, who truly encompasses my complete repertoire for perversion! Yaw Baby! Every volume is accessible to your fingertips! My bag of tricks filled with intrigue, sensuality and blackmail….it’s all yours for the taking! Go for it!!!!!

Oh… and it’s got to be Karma to have met the Hot Caller who just loves my vernacular for Muscular Terminology…. Mmmm me too, Baby! And, as you know… I’m always ready to show you how exhilarated I become when you watch me show off all my Super Human Strength! Here now… let me lift that for you. Flex! 

Hey DS! It was fun playing out two Dommes having their way with you! What? Can’t sit? Still? Awww… poor baby had to be tied and gagged too. Be a good boy next time for your Mistresses pet!

Rarrrrrrrr!!!!! Now, there’s my love slave Billy! Our last two workout sessions were Awesome! Mistress Diana loves to work you out, even if I have to hypnotize you to do it! Now, where’s My Strap on??????? Baby Love! I had so much fun shopping at Fredericks of Hollywood with you too! Coral is so your color! It makes me want to touch you all over! And, what fun to play with Gina too, sweet cheeks! You both you’re your Mistress Diana soooo proud! Yum! Yum!

Special K has the purrrrrrrrfect stokes!!!!!! And, I’m not just talking swimming either! I’m a lucky gal to have a Wanker Boy like you! Oh what a blast our last call was with Asian hottie Yasmin and Southern Sexy Rachel! Mmmm now… that’s what I call ”a great time had by all!” LOL!

JC ~giggles~ just LOVED your Feedback!!!!! Thank you Baby! Sometimes, the least amount of words can in fact, say soooo much. . Well, ditto back at ya Sweets! Mmm, all I can say is…. I am sooo ready for our next neighborhood gathering. So glad you picked My block to set up house! Let’s have that lemonade soon and we’ll take KC out for a nice long walk together!

Shout outs to Member 5379 who said and I quote…”Perfect, scrumptious, a voice as sweetly rich as the most delicious cheesecake. A call to savor long after it is done.” Mmm Baby! Cum find your way back to Me again soon. I know you will. It was a purely blissful experience and so hypnotically intoxicating for us both.

And giggles, to the Sexy Fellow who politely requested I play his British Nanny ~ all prim and proper like, whilst I punished him for Wankin’ his Willy. Of course, you all know that Nanny Diana enjoyed givin' this young fellow a real Royale Spankin'!

And, to James who said, “I am Super Amazing - A real PhD in Phone Sex.” Well, I just want you all to know that he would have said ANYTHING based on the choke hold I had over him. Who loves My prowess for wrestling maneuvers? Careful now love, I just might have to use that Pile Drive Manuever again!

Txgloveman!!!!! You are fueled with Super High Octane! What fun playing two girls who just couldn’t resist sharing their Leather Fetish with you. I don’t know Guys….? Do you reeeeeeeeaaaaaaally think I should untie him? He looks so awfully cute on my bed! Maybe I’ll just slip on My long leather gloves and tease him a little longer……Rarr!

VUALLA!  So there you are! Thank You to all the wonderful Men who enjoy working out with Me. Honestly, I can’t think of a job I’d rather do more! And, thank you for always leaving such Fantastic Feedback for Me to read over and over again…. Now, that does deserve a WOW!

Other news to report… we have a new Delicious Dish join our Campsite here on <b>Nite Flirt</b> ~ Nichole ~ Please feel free to indulge… there’s plenty of cream for us all! boyz....  And, don't forget to bring the marshmallows and chocolates for Smores! Karley Girl ~ Happy Birthday Beautiful! Your recommendation about Rent was also spot on, and I just truly loved the Score! And, Charlotte... your marketing advice is superb, and it’s always so much fun talking with you dear friend. I hope your sissy feels better soon. My love to you and prayers to her for a full and speedy recovery.

Well nuff said here, my fingers have worked out enough for one day…. Leaving you all with a funny sent to Me by our beloved and Books and wishing you ALL a very Happy and Productive Spring!

Love and smoochies,


Diana


Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? Well, if you have ever wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !





Current Mood: Bouncy! Bouncy!
Friday, March 17th, 2006
8:38 pm
It’s Friday! I’m wearing Green! Sunny Day in NY & I’m Feeling Extra Fly!
Thanks to all the great men who put me in the mood this week with your calls! And, for all those who left feedback this week do know that I read them at least 100 times over! WOW!!!!!! Thank you so very much for the fantastic things you say to make me feel so sensational! I'm such a happy girl!

Nate, you naughty Hypnotist! This time he chose to play my husband which no girl in her right mind would rightly complain if you heard his voice or saw his pics… Ohhhh……you’d know what I mean! He was a very horny husband indeed, who decided we needed to spice up our marriage with a little manage a trios! Little did I know he had already been banging our voluptuous next door neighbor Julie for some time. Julie came over one night uninvited and was quite wicked indeed hypnotizing us both to love the taste of her pussy. I couldn’t stop craving her and she had me following her around the house like a female dog in heat! Of course we both took turns fucking Nate! I still can’t believe how jealous I became when he would touch her or kiss her! It was really such a turn on!

Another hot Stud Man who shall remain nameless at his request gave me such a lovely next door neighbor fantasy too! This time I played the sexy neighbor who is moving in and catches a joggers eye as he runs by my car more than once as I’m unloading packages. Damn, I have to wear that tight red mini skirt more often! Lets just say….Hot sex ensues and I make him a relaxing cocktail just to ensure his full and complete cooperation. Can’t wait to sex him up again!

Ten certainly knows how to make his girl happy ~ buying me lots of prezzies! Yay!!!!! This time we did a salacious sister fantasy call where Ten bribes me by telling me he'll buy me a Blackberry and a Sony Play Station if I convince my slower than average sister Lindsay to give him a hand and blow job! I loved watching him stuff his hard cock in her mouth as she choked on his shaft! And I really made out big time for it too! Love my gifts Ten! My friends walked in just at the climax of our call and were hysterically laughing! They said, “Diana you so missed your calling and should have been an actress!” What? I’m not already? Shit! Best of luck on the manuscript Sexy ~ Major Congratulations!

And Jim Bobb took me alright ~ hard and fast like always! We decided to play Landlord and Tenant and guess who had to redeem herself because she didn’t have enough cashola to pay the rent??? Cha Ching! Ouch JB! He took me several times just to make me work off the balance too! My ass is still aching from the pounding!!!!! Guys… Paaaleeeeeseeee Call Me so I’ll have enough to pay him by April, or I won’t be able to sit for weeks! ROFL!


I gave Billy's fantasy my Pawsonal touch with a Special Doglivery to one of my socialite clients home. These people have so much money their fetishes have become freaky! Still, I have no shame and I Pimped My Ride Billy to be such a sexy slut for Mistress Darrah and Master Clarence’s perverted K9 Fantasy! Their Great Dane Maximus put his Paw Ticklers all over My juicy slut too! Incredibly, Billy passed the sniff test only after being saturated with a yummy rub of pussy juice and red meat treats. Lickies! Maximus cleaned up and even stroked my sluts cock to cum with just the wag of his tail. Then, standing on just two legs he took my Billy boy toy right in that tight sweet rose bud! Yyyyoooooooooowwwwwwwwwww Billy wanna biscuit now?

Txgloveman and I share a fetish for leather and wow what a delicious call. I placed a personal ad on the internet looking for someone to share my fetish and Txgloveman met me at a dimly lit café. I was wearing a tight black leather mini, bustier, bolero leather jacket, fishnet stockings, stiletto heels and long black leather gloves! I’m wet all over just describing it again. He loved the outfit with my red hair. We were digging on each other and I teased him feeding him with my leather gloves on. He was so turned by my suggestion to continue snacking at my place, but food wasn’t on either of our minds. I sat him down on my sofa and we alternately teased each other removing one article of clothing at a time. The only thing I did not remove were my long black leather gloves. I kept them on throughout our entire lovemaking session and YES, I really did slip them on! Wow, the scent of the leather, the sound and the sensation of it’s coolness caressing our flesh brought us both to climactic bliss. You are so super fine on cam too!

And had a delicious call with a very nice wanker boy I’ll call Special K. He loved my pics and said I had a beautiful voice. Awww!!!! We enjoyed a nice sensual call demonstrating my mastery of masturbation and he certainly liked the way I teased his trouser snake right out of his pants. Nothing hotter than instructing a guy how to wank his rod! Your Mistress was more than pleased hearing your tribal moans as you came on My command. I look forward to our next session together and be prepared to work that quivering cock up into another frenzy!

Books, so nice to hear from you today. I can’t believe you’ve saved every one of my pictures in a special gallery. How sweet is that? What a honey pie! And what a harem of wives you have amassed thus far on Nite Flirt! Charlotte, Karley, Shyanne, Samantha, and I are so very fortunate to share you Puffin! Hey Girlies!!!! Does this make us Mormons????? ~Giggles~ Looking forward to playing again together soon. Here's the Take It In The Ass Link again from Books... ~ always worth seeing! http://www.goodiebag.tv/video/do_you_take_it.htm

Having Chinese for dinner and watching Rent at Karley’s recommendation. I can’t wait to press play on the DVD. Then tomorrow evening, I’ll be attending an artsy cocktail party t so I won’t be around till after midnight. So call me Sunday in the wee hours if you can’t put that missile to sleep. I am always eager to seduce you.

This song of the week I share with you has a beat that has kept me dancing all week long! Enjoy!

Passionate kisses,

Diana


http://videocodezone.com/videos/k/kanye_west/touch_the_sky.html


Kanye West - Touch The Sky

[Chorus 1]
I gotta testify, come up in the spot looking extra fly
For the day I die, I'mma touch the sky
Gotta testify, come up in the spot looking extra fly
For the day I die, I'mma touch the sky

Back when they thought pink polo's would hurt the Roc,
Before Cam got the shit to pop, the doors was closed.
I felt like Bad Boy's street team, I couldn't work the Lox (locks).
Now let's go.
Take 'em back to the plan...
Me and my momma hopped in the U-Haul van.
Any pessimists I ain't talked to them,
Plus, I ain't have no phone in my apartment.
Let's take 'em back to the club.
Least about an hour I would stand on line,
I just wanted to dance.
I went to Jacob an hour after I got my advance.
I just wanted to shine.
Jay's favorite line: "Dog, in due time"
Now he look at me, like "Damn, dog, you where I am"
A hip hop legend.
I think I died in an accident, cause this must be heaven.

[Chorus]

[Hook 1 (P. Diddy)]
Now let's take 'em high-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh la la la la la la la
(Top of the world, baby. T-Top of the world)
Now let's take 'em high-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh la la la la la la la
(Top of the world, baby. T-Top of the world)

Back when Gucci was the shit to rock,
Back when Slick Rick got the shit to pop,
I'd do anything to say "I got it".
Damn, them new loafers hurt my pocket.
Before anybody wanted K-West beats,
Me and my girl split the buffet at KFC.
Dog, I was having nervous breakdowns,
Like "Damn, these niggas that much better than me?"
Baby, I'm going on an airplane,
And I don't know if I'll be back again.
Sure enough, I sent the plane tickets,
But when she came to kick it, things became different.
Any girl I cheated on, sheets I skeeted on.
I couldn't keep it home, I thought I needed a Nia Long.
I'm trying to write my wrongs,
But it's funny these same wrongs helped me write this song.
Now,

[Chorus 2]
I gotta testify, come up in the spot looking extra fly
For the day you die, You gonna touch the sky
(You gonna touch the sky babygirl!) Testify, come up in the spot
Looking extra fly
For the day you die, You gonna touch the sky

Yes, yes, yes guess who's on third?
Lupe still like Lupin theThird.
Hear life here till I'm beer on the curb
Peach fuzz buzz but bit on the verge
Hold it down like we're on the serve
Bottle-shaped body like Mrs. Butterworth's.
But, before you say another word,
I'm back on the block like a man on the street.
I'm trying to stop lying like a Mum-Ra,
But I'm not lying when I'm laying on the beat.
Engarde, Touch © Lupe cool as the Unthar,
But I still feel as possessed as a gun charge.
I come as correct as a porn star,
In a fresh pair of steps and my best foreign car.
So, I represent the first.
Now, let me hear my verse right where the horns are like

[Chorus 2]

[Hook 2 (P. Diddy)]
(We back at home, baby)
Sky high
I'm, I'm sky high
I'm, I'm sky high
I'm, I'm sky high
I'm, I'm sky high
I'm, I'm sky high
Sky, Sky high
I'm, I'm sky high
Yeah! (Keep it rollin)
(Feels good to be home, baby! Feels good to be home!)

Current Mood: Jubilant
Tuesday, March 7th, 2006
12:03 am
I Tried Phone Sex Once, But The Holes Were Too Small
Hello you Sexy Beings! Tis I, your very own Weapon of Mass Seduction filling you up hopefully today, and any day you desire with some rocket propelled hard ons and smiles! All I can say is… I wish I had more hours, minutes, and seconds in my day to spend with each and every one of you! How special YOU make Me feel. So many great calls and I am so verily happy to share them with all of you. Enjoy!

Thanks to Jim Bobb breakfasts take on a whole new meaning. How I love to hear his sexy voice subtly wake me up with the tickle of his tongue in all the right places. Jim Bobb, or God’s Gift to Women as he so aptly likes to be called… is just that! Joy in a bottle! The kind that you so want to put on all of your pulse points! Still, this man knows how to cum from behind, if ya know what I mean ~ winks! In fact, he just took me 20 minutes ago in a most salacious way that has me still dripping with pleasure from it! Yes, I made him fuck me with just his sweater on and I loved it! Fuck me Jim! Fuck me Jim! He had me call out as he fucked me clear up to my belly button! Little did he know…. I would have said so emphatically, without his commands! Ohhhhhh Jim, you had me at hello!

Sithir my beloved sexy Sci Fi writer should most definitely consider writing about Romance. You are truly unique in thought and often I wish I could stop the clock when we talk. An hour goes by so quickly and you have me wrapped in the most silken cloth.. Your poetic nature and your amazing wit have me so luxuriously awaiting the next thing you’ll say or write. Darling, no one has ever said my Uterus is beautiful, but you! I assure of that! Passionate kisses to you my love.

Doktari, you made my day playing my cuckold husband! Indeed what a good little cock fluffer pet you are for your Mistress Diana, and no one can clean me out with the same enthusiasm and fervor you posses! Keep lining them up lover! Perhaps some tongue exercises are in order soon to keep you in top form of course!

Billy and I shared a most delicious evening when I took him to NYC’s very well known S &M club called Paddles on 26th St! The name alone should denote what a lovely color bottom he had when we finally left for home. Dressed in leather and latex with a rhinestone collar and leash he was ready for action! You should have seen the looks from my neighbors in passing, let alone my doorman Pedro with a stiff one from how sweet my pet looked. Yes, of course I was dressed in thigh high boots, short mini and a leather bustier, but clearly Billy was the soup du jour!

We took a limo to the city and arrived at the club just in time for the Slave Auction! What fun! I was terribly excited to show off my slave boy in the bondage chair as Dommes and Masters held up their paddles to bid for my pleasing pet. Somehow I knew my nemesis Mistress Sandra and her lover Master Eric would avail themselves to him, but I clearly set aside our rivalry just so My pet could gain the valuable experience of two experts in the field of Bondage & Discipline! I even purchased two playthings of My own - Elizabeth a sexy red head, and Andrew a blonde stud Well, don’t cha know we all ended up spending time in the Gyno Room for a veritable display of cock and pussy galore! I really enjoyed watching and participating in the Orgy Train too! Bottoms up Billy! This one’s MY fantasy too!

My Darling Books had a computer problem, last week, but even the doldrums of machinery can’t cum between our fascination for one another! Such magnetism this man exudes from his lips to my pussy! And well, who could blame him? After all, I am TOTALLY VIRUS FREE!!!! ~ giggles ~ PUN INTENDED INDEED! Then, after I assisted him with my proficiency in Norton Anti Virus LOL… I decided to just take him FREESTYLE! “Yes M’am”, he exclaimed as I mounted his frame and rode that cowboy hard! Yeeee haw!!!!!! Baby, this is for you! http://videocodezone.com/videos/b/big_and_rich/save_a_horse.html
And thank you for the Ass song too Sweetness! Guys, you are just going to LOVVVVVVE this!!!!!
http://209.164.41.215/legacy/Upload/do_you_take_it.wmv

And Wow, if an Oscar were to be given to the most imaginative call I’ve experienced in the past two weeks that honor would have to gloriously be bestowed upon Let Me Feel You Up. One scene with him and you too might get an invitation to the Red Carpet! This intriguing author and Sexy Cam Muffin writes his own Erotica and boy George he's damn good at it too! He nearly blew my mind in a scene in which he insisted I dress the part for! Wearing just a Navy blue suit no panty or bra, sheer silk stockings, 4 inch pumps and my hair in a bun! I played Diana Barrister, Esq., a newly appointed Criminal Attorney to the firm Peterson, Barrows and Kettering, Esq. I was working on my first case the Anderson Scully case, and was under a lot of pressure as I didn't want to disappoint Mr. Peterson. Then, he suddenly without reason pulled the case from me and assigned me to a murder case instead. Disheveled somewhat, but intrigued that he thought I could take it on, I accepted the challenge even though I knew that from the looks of the client Christopher Sloan and his gruff appearance that he really did do the crime.

Mr. Sloan proceeds to take me to a hotel where the murder took place and describes in detail exactly what happened. Using a gun and knife he gets me to enact the scene of how his girlfriend was killed and began to forcibly penetrate me to prove his point. Then, my husband Michael who sees my car in the Hotel parking lot furiously walks into the room and is appalled immediately asking me to sign divorce papers! Reluctantly, I do so and he leaves in disgust. Then, Mr. Sloan demands that I play with my pussy at gun point. And, as he sits there idly watching me, he somehow manages to sneakily leave the room.

Within seconds, in walks Mr. Peterson catching me mid masturbation. He is furious that I let Sloan go. Then, he tries to fondle me himself as I lie there on the bed with my skirt pushed up, and when I resist he does something to knock me out. I awaken to find myself cuffed to the bed and naked. I can hear Police Officers in the background talking with Mr. Peterson as he tells them that I am some psychotically crazy bitch who needs to be put away for a murder I did not commit! I know I'm not going crazy, but my mind is muddied and confused and I cannot offer the officers any explanation why I am on the bed of a crime scene naked with a loaded weapon nearby.

Then, I remember…. it was Mr. Peterson who drugged me with chloroform to knock me out. Perhaps he was trying to frame me for a crime I did not commit! Shocked, dismayed and completely vulnerable the officers read me my rights as they begin taking turns fucking me! I am just about to go insane, as one of the officers begins to hysterically laugh pulling off part of his face. It was a mask! My God! It was my husband Michael all along who set up this elaborate hoax just so I would experience what it was like to fuck multiple men!

Suddenly, I am jolted awake in bed sheets soaking wet with sweat next to my darling husband Michael, who is sleeping peacefully along side of me, and it’s then I realize it was all just a wild and crazy dream, or was it? Stay tuned..... Darn if ya know it... our recent in the shower call was awesome too! Thanks for keeping me on schedule LMFYU!

And on a pillow of dreams lies my fantastic call with LDR, who fills my mind with bliss in every call. In return, I fill his with the many erotic and intoxicating visions that lurk inside My Wickedly Naughty Mind. It’s so wonderful to weave the VERY SEDUCTIVE TAPESTRIES that we do, filling our senses with forbidden passions and desires. You are a Treasure Chest Of Rapture for any woman who is fortunate enough to engage themselves upon you. What an orgasm! Such a treat Mon Cher!

And speaking of treats…. I was the girl hired to come out of JoJo’s cake at his bachelor party. The twist….I’m JoJo’s Step Mom moonlighting as a stripper. I’m in costume and therefore unrecognizable and both the groom and I are quickly blindfolded and led to the center of the room where I can hear the crowd go wild as they guide my head unto his awaiting lap. Toying with his cock in my hands and kneeling in front of him they chant for me to suck his cock. But, when I do, I hear a moan that is unmistakably that of my step son and when he hears my voice call out his name we both lift our blindfolds in shock! He then holds my head in place and promises not to give away my identity as long as I finish him off, and so I did as I felt my sweet boy erupt into a man! Ohhhh!!!! You the CAM MAN Baby!

We even squeezed in another steamy MILF role-play. This time I played his friends HOT MOM with a sweet Southern accent from Georgia. Here I was baking cookies with nothin’ but a tight skimpy dress on when I hear a knock at the door. It’s JoJo comin’ over to hang out with my son Ricky, but Ricky’s still at basketball practice and he wouldn’t be home for at least another hour. JoJo sits down to milk and cookies and tells me all about a pretty girl he's had this major crush on…. turns out the girl was ME! Within no time flat...he had me up on the counter and fucking me so hard I was screamin’ Dixie! .Then, he turned me over, spread my legs apart and fucked me from behind too! He wanted to cum so bad in my wet pussy, but oh, how I begged him not too. I was scared I could become pregnant, so he came in my mouth instead. Mmmm and it was truly a mouth watering experience! In fact, I’m lickin’ my lips waitin’ on his next call!

Nate is such a sexy hypnotist. This time hypnotized me to write a note to myself and fold it in half. I was completely under his control and oh how that man can take me so deeply under trance. We jokingly toyed with each other as we often do, with him saying he could make me cum with just a trigger word or a snap of his fingers and somehow he always manages to make me question how moist I appear after we talk. But this time, I was completely awake. Well, at least I felt so.

Then, it seemed as if I lost track of time and what I was doing. When I opened my eyes I found myself sitting at my computer with a folded note on my desk. Nate was very crafty indeed wagering what I would do if upon reading that note he got me to Orgasm? I know very well you should never bet on your chances with a hypnotist. Still, something was drawing me closer to him and wanting to see what the note said. I bet that I would cook him dinner if I lost and he would cook me dinner if I won. It seemed like a fair deal until he wanted me to prepare his naked! Ha Ha Ha….

Then, he said go on open it. My body quivered with excitement opening the note and this is what it said.... I am completely hypnotized by Nathan. I don't remember being hypnotized, but when I read this note, I will cum! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh there it goes again! Now, what Woman of sound mind and body would put this note into the shredder????? Nate, I’m so yours!

And finally… HOT DAMN!!!!! Dean is a delicious sausage! Even if his is ONLY 6 inches! Ooowwwwww and what a sexy voice too! I enjoyed his fantasy of sucking on his 6 inch wiener while his wife was in the next room fucking a 9 inch stud! This cuckold pet said he saw my breasts on my http://www.phonesexworkout.com web site and enjoyed looking at my nipples. HONEY, if you look as good as you sound you can do a lot more than that!

Ten……….we are just two horny ships passing in the night. I hope you will find me on “As Available” the next time you feel like jerkin that monkey flesh! Sometimes even a banana just won’t do! Miss ya puddin’ pie and Happy Birthday!

I think most of you Fellas know how wild I am for Charlotte, There’s Just Something About Her! But, by all means Gentlemen, do kindly tip your hats to another Sexy Southern Chick that will also make your Body Rock! She’s in the Ladies Locker Room, listed as a Buddy in My Live Journal, and always ready to please. Karley’s back in town!!!!!!! So, lets ALL kick up our heels in CELEBRATION ~ it’s sure nuff time for real good HO-DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Spank Me Silly!

I also want to give SPECIAL THANKS to ALL the wonderful guys who take the time out of their day to leave me such Wonderful Feedback! I'm at a loss without you and I'm forever in your debt. Thank You So Much!

Well….. "Th-th-th-th-th-that's all folks!" Enjoy your week and Call me!

Love and smouchies,

Diana

Current Mood: Foot Stompin' Happy!
Tuesday, February 14th, 2006
7:13 pm
Happy Valentine's Day Lovers!
Happy Valentines Day Fellas!

And just because I Love You ALL… Every Call to me will be at a Special Rate of $1.75 per Minute! (Call as many times as you like for as long as you like! Until 2 AM PST) My day, minus a portion of the afternoon, is reserved expressly for you!

I so wanted to write in my journal to you all sooner but I have been addicted to Dancing with the Stars, Survivor, Skating with the Stars and when The Apprentice and The Amazing Race begin again I’ll be Toast!

Now, Tonight American Idol!!!! Please tell me I am not the only Reality Adrenaline Junkie out there! Rock Climbing Anyone??? No kidding... they did that last night on The Bachelor!

I so need TIVO! I’ve been thumbing back and forth to also catch the highlights from the Olympics too! The Pairs Skating is on now and I just melt watching the way they express their bodies on the Ice. Truly, it is just so beautiful to watch that I am hypnotized by their graceful movements.

I’m also hypnotized by LDR…mmm where EVERY CALL gets better! The way you breathe when I talk to you, your sexy southern voice, and the sweet way you connect with my mind and body are all such turn ons! Thank you so very much for the Birthday Gift, so now we’ll also add thoughtful and generous to your repertoire as well!

Our last call was absolutely spectacular! I was so happy to greet you with a massage coming home from the office and I bet in a million years you wouldn’t have imagined I would also give you Pricilla as our masseur, but truly it was a gift to myself as well.

What a steamy and passionate lovemaking session followed. I soon felt the joy sharing her brought to us both, and the energies of our bodies bonding in such a special way was most vivid and intense! Thank you for all the wonderful comments you left in feedback. I often go back and read them you know! I so enjoy spending time with you and just talking too.

And yes Boyz…..I do have particular favorites that I’ve sooo enjoyed re-reading!

And speaking reading Feedback... Who could forget the naughty Feedback Books left after my Birthday Call this week??? NO, I did not just turn 88! And believe me, if I had, I’d be proud to say it, especially since I would have been so well preserved! And, even though Professor Books deserves a spanking from his Personal Trainer for his mischievous behavior, I can’t help but LOVE this man for all the wonderful fun times we share! Thank you my Darling for all the wonderful Feedback, the e-flowers, the voice message Birthday Song you sang to me, and the Birthday Shouts in your Live Journal too! Mmmmuuuuaaaahhhh!

Sithir, such long, lovely romantic calls! You surprised and spoiled me on my Birthday this week. You know Love, I could just get naked with you, sip champagne and eat pomegranates, all while reciting poetry, interpreting Gaelic, Graims Thu, and still find time to Fence you until we both gave in collapsing on the bed in song and laughter!
And yes, I will allow you to bite my lips and drink my love as you so desire!

My Last call with Billy was a Desperate Housewives delight. Yes, I played the entire cast namely starring as Gabrielle, and guess who my new Gardener was? Yes, Dear Sweet Billy! Poor Sweaty thing walked in for a drink right in the middle of our lingerie fashion show! True the Girls couldn’t resist dressing him up in our silky finest and what a Sweet Billy Sue she made! We all participated in touching and ogling over our prize pet, when all of a sudden Carlos walks in earlier than expected and captures the moment with his 9 inch Cuban cock down Billy Sue’s mouth! YUM! Of course we Ladies still continued to maul him afterwards! That naughty Billy Sue had cum all over her face!

Another session we had was amazing too! This time Bill took me on a Blind Date and when it became obvious that we actually shared some chemistry I invited him back to my place for drinks. He loved the idea thinking he was so going to enjoy banging me! Mmm little did he know I was a Dominatrix with a special plan in store for him. He loved my place, so contemporary and full of windows. I sat him in a chair, got some champagne and started kissing him on a chair, he was so hot for my body pressed up against him that I could feel the snake growing in his trousers! I started pouring champagne down his lips, dribbling some onto my nipples and eating strawberries from his mouth to get him so rock hard. I was even able to slip fur lined cuffs around his wrists, and blindfold him and that's when I told him I'd be right back…. ~ giggles~
I returned dressed in latex with thigh high leather boots! I enjoyed teasing him like a cat that plays with a mouse! I let him feel the crack of the whip and my tongue flicks across his face.

Then, with the snap of my fingers, Todd and Tricia enter the room. He recognized her as the waitress at our dinner and Todd was my pet slave with a 9 inch cock that could make some girls cry. Still, my sexy Billy sucked that cock as I cracked my whip against his bare bottom and Tricia joined in on the fun. I made her remove all her clothing, lie down on the bed and trailed my whip along her delicious flesh. I had so much enjoyment tying her up and whipping her inner thighs to keep her legs open. I fucked her with my fingers and then called the boys to come join ME Todd fucked her pussy and came on my command and Billy enjoyed cumming all over Tricia’s face what a wonderful time was had by all!

In another session I played his Sexy Neighbor carrying in some hi tech video equipment dressed to the nines and Bill being the gentleman he is … just had to come out to help me. I gave him a tall glass of lemonade for his troubles, but don't you know I laced with a sedative that knocked him out cold. He woke up as he was being fucked in the face and ass by Adam and John two actors I hired for a scene I was filming. I grabbed hold of the camera and immersed myself into filming the scene. Eventually, my pet Tara enters the room and sits on his face, but not before I give him a good ass whipping. Poor Billy never knew his Sexy Neighbor was into making amateur porn videos! Just goes to show ya that you really NEVER know who your neighbors are! LOL! .

Another great session with JOJO as he is sitting at the bar having some drinks when I approach the bar dressed in tight and revealing red latex dress. Joe buys me few drinks and I kind of start coming on to him. He tries to get a little fresh hiking his hand up my thigh at the table. I say not so fast Joe, we hardly know each other! But he wants it now and bad. I go to powder my nose and when I come back there's another drink on the table for me. However, in this drink Joe slips a little something in my cocktail. I get dizzy drinking it and he swiftly takes me out for some air. I pass out in his arms just as the Valet pulls the car around. He then takes me back to his place, and I awaken blindfolded, and tied up as he is penetrating me! It felt so good I didn’t want to scream. His voice was soft and erotic, sensually enticing me to tell him how I enjoyed the feeling. He came inside me, but not until I was begging for it! Thanks for the comment Baby! I’m addicted to you too!

Hello Member 3525842! What shall we call you besides HOT HOT HOT??? Its been a long time HOT LOVER but it was so worth the wait! I enjoyed playing his X-Girlfriend Sharon in a hot steamy roll play session. I just get home from work and just start relaxing when my doorbell rings. I am so happy to see him. I fix us some cocktails and after a nice foot massage. He offers to remove my stockings and rubs me clear up to my moistened thighs. He slides my panties aside and once he starts licking me I melt and suggest we go into my bedroom, where he helps me completely undress and begins to lick my clitoris and rims my lovely rosebud. My pelvis quivers with excitement thrusting upwards into his mouth as I feel his cock pressed up against my leg. I pull him up to me and kiss him turning him onto the bed and mounting him. As he thrusts his cock upwards inside of me it didn't take long before I felt his wonderful eruption! Yum sooo good!

Jim Bob, wishes to be known as Gods Gift to Women, and a Devil’s Curse To Men, Lover of Animals (Clean Love of Course). Well Jim Bob…The Ass Man Cometh!!! Wonderful calls with Jim who loves controlled sex, bondage, ass fucking, and telling a girl to shut up, slap his cock in her face, spank her, and slam her pussy with his very Large cock! Your basic All American Guy! Giggles!!!!

We had an excellent Rape Role – Play Session where I play a workout instructor and Jim surprises me, still in the studio as I am shutting down the lights and getting ready to close up. He corners me against the back wall and starts kissing me deep with his tongue and his body pressing up against me. At first I resist, and even though I wrestle and struggle to prevent him from groping me, I am no match for his brut strength. Eventually, I succumb to his demands. He called me dirty names like whore, slut, and bitch as he forced my head upon his cock. He loved hearing the sound effects of me sucking his cock and him spanking my ass, slapping his cock across my face and then thrusting his manhood into my Ass! I loved it when he flipped me like a pancake and seized my pussy too! Grabbing my hair and deeply forcing himself inside of me! I didn't think I could take his entire cock, but he proved otherwise by slamming it into me! You could hear my squeals and the sweet sound of my creamy pussy as he penetrated it, then, he did the very same thing to my ass too! Oh yeah, he gave it to me good! Then, he said with such conviction,"you won't forget who I am now will you Diana?" NEVER JB! And, Thank you for the early morning Valentine call too! Mmmm what a lovely way to wake up!

Sketch, you ALWAYS know where to find me Daddy don’t you? I am sooo your Dirty Little Ho and Daddy’s best kept naughty secret! Thank you for fucking my mouth with your proud cock! I am forever your girl!

Nate and Ten Special Valentine Shout Outs to You Both. I know we'll be talking soon and I can't wait!

Goodness me, if I left anyone out! I can’t imagine! What a fantastic week it’s been. Thank you all for the outstanding Feedback, the wonderful Calls and spending time with me in some absolutely outstanding fantasies! My you ALL amaze me!

Spoke with Char and her website SomethingAboutCharlotte is almost a go! Do look for her banner on my web site once her site is published! Congrats Sexy Girl!

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY EVERYONE! I hope many of you get to enjoy the Valentine’s Day Special! I leave you with this lovely Poem below entitled Endless Rapture. Do Enjoy, and Cum and get me Lovers!

Love lustfully,

Diana

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Endless Rapture

Endless Rapture
by Endless Rapture

Heightened senses fill the warm breeze, our sultry eyes interlock by the light, I touch your nose and trace your lips, mesmerized by your heavenly delight.

Your honeyed kiss lingers with sweet nectar, igniting alluring aromas upon my tongue, as I savor the moment of your sensual bouquet, I whisper ancient tunes of melodies unsung.

You bite your lips with soft moans of harmony, "Come to me" you whisper in desperation, "Kiss me baby, touch me, lick me, I need to be filled with your sensation"

As I gaze into your dazzling eyes my blood rushes hot, sooner than you know it I'm on my knees, touching, caressing, kissing with desire, nibbling with ecstasy as I begin to tease.

Your rosebud reaches high, your quivers unrestraint, as I trace your dripping pearl with my nose, entering the doorway to rapturous waves, savoring the moment, your eyes gently close.

I readily engulf you like a rampant river, I taste your skin and steal your air, intensity enflames you as you speak my name, tempting in silent darkness bare.

Our love furnace burns hotter than a super nova, a sea of pillows and tangled sheets, luxuriant whispers flowering with desire, wild with passion my heart beats.

Your senses swiftly become magnified with bliss, overwhelmed with pure desires, reaching cloud nine, just strolling past, as I ignite your burning fires.

An aphrodisiac of orgasmic words explode, causing you to cry and shiver, swimming in a pool of pure rapture, erupting like an overflowing river.

Now my moistened lips meet with yours, as you sigh in the sweetest of surrender, we make passionate magic through the rolling hours, in twilight's misty splendor.

Hot and salty nectar comes in a rush, meshing tongues sweetly mingling, panted breaths and rising amore, one beat forever and two souls endlessly singing.

COPYRIGHT 2006 By Endless Rapture (c)


Submission date : 2006-02-07

Current Mood: Valentine High!
Friday, February 3rd, 2006
3:44 am
NOTORIOUS B.O.O.K.S. STRIKES AGAIN!
Welcome to Live Journal Books! So glad to read your first posting. Charlotte and I are soooo very fortunate to share your affections! Thank you for the lovely compliments, and howdy back at ya handsome! Can't wait to hear that sexy voice again!

Look out Ladies!!!! He is quite Notorious, but what a Man!!!

Love bites,

Diana

Current Mood: Giggly
Thursday, February 2nd, 2006
2:10 pm
Terrific Thursday!
Well I hope all you sexy callers and readers had a delightful January! I have to say the month blew by so fast that I didn’t even have the time to write in my beloved journal but once, and you all know how much I enjoy doing that. I really do like sharing a little about myself with you, but most of all I enjoy giving back to you the wonderful callers who shower me with some of the best fantasies a girl could ask for and one creamy pussy to prove it!. Giggles, plus I know you just ADORE reading about yourselves!!!!! Don’t Cha? Don’t Cha wish you could be reading about yourself this week?

Rarrr!!!! Reminds me of those incredibly SEXY Pussy Cat Dolls! I received the Special Edition IMPORT CD over the holidays and I just love it! Don’t Cha in particular, is a song all about Female Empowerment and being confident in who you are! "Inside Every Woman Is A Pussycat Doll..” Mmmmm…what’s Inside Every Male?” A Tiger!!!!!!!! Roar!!! So, get off that sofa, sing out loud, do some dancing in front of the mirror and find the Sexy Kitten or Tiger in You! Try singing these lyrics and I bet you’ll find it!

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha

I know I'm on your mind
I know we'd have a good time
I'm your friend
I'm fun
And I'm fine
I ain’t lying
Look at me shine
You ain’t blind (you ain’t blind)
I know I'm on your mind
I know we’d have a good time
I'm your friend
I'm fun
And I'm fine
I ain’t lying
Look at me shine
You ain’t blind!

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I’m crazy about their song SWAY, and since I have a passion for Ballroom Dancing, I thought this would be an appropriate song for you to view. If it inspires you to learn a little more about Ballroom Dancing, then pick up the motion picture “Dance With Me” another favorite of mine that just takes off every time the music kicks in! Full of Sexy Latin Rhythms, you will also want to purchase the CD Soundtrack once you hear it, I promise! Dance With Me! Rumba lessons anyone?

So, now you know about my Addiction for dancing and singing throughout the day . But, something tells me you would much rather know about how my late afternoons and evenings have been going, some of them into the wee hours of the morning. Well…Ok! Pull up a chair and feast your eyes upon the wonderful calls that make me feel Orgasmic!

My seductive role-play with Bill took us both to a new bisexual high as we enlisted the help of a She Male for our session. Bill served his Dominatrix well and I was poised for him to please Me. Dressed in Shiny Black Latex head to toe I commanded him to kneel before Me. As I trailed My Leather Whip down his neck and chest I whispered how turned on I would be if he would caress his tongue over a nice succulent Chick with a Dick! And please Me he did, with Daphne and all 9 inches of Her creamy goodness! Yum!

Our Blackmail sessions are also delightful. Especially while catching you in the ACT! This time, I just happen to come upon a Bar my best friend’s husband was drinking at and I observed Gracie’s husband Bill going down on a hot throbbing cock in the Men’s Room.. Oh, I let him finish him off as I watched and listened to their moans through a crack in the door. When Bill came out I firmly told him I would inform Gracie all about his little indiscretion, unless of course he reserved a hotel room and showed my friends a good time and repeat performance! Chuck, Tony, Alessandra and I had a real Fuck Fest and Billy was our very willing participant. I even have the pics to prove it! Bill I just know you are going to find a way to be our best Fuck Toy permanently, or these pics WILL find their way to Gracie, and you won’t want that!

Matthew gave Mommy another 5 Star Fucking and My Ass is still sore! Damn Boy, I raised an Animal in Bed! Momma’s so proud!

Sketch, you know I will ALWAYS strive to be Daddy’s Best Little Girl Ever! I love sucking on Your Cock until my cheeks cave in! And Thank You So Very Much Daddy for spoiling Me with the lovely gift. You clicking on my Beating Heart had me all a flutter from your thoughtfulness!

Ohhhh LDR! You really do know how to bring out the best in a Woman! Terrific Role-play and you can’t go wrong pairing your Voyeuristic Fantasy with turning me into your submissive pet either. I loved performing for you as your College Buddies watched and followed along your every lick and stroke. My body quivered with excitement feeling your hands spreading apart my creamy lips for your pleasure tongue and I came so hard when you positioned my head over your cock so I could taste my own juices! I just know your colleagues enjoyed the show as much as we did! Can’t wait until I hear from you again!

Nate, I could be hypnotized by you forever and never be bored! Your voice and talent in hypnosis are Bar None Outstanding, and whenever you call I am so ready to just lie down, close my eyes, and be yours completely, no distractions, just me, your ever obedient and willing object of desire.

Tamburlaine, I am so glad you added me to your buddy list and I am also very delighted you called. I was so into our role-play and as you can see I am quite a strong wrestler for a girl my size. I enjoyed pinning you to the floor and having my way with you! I told you not to get fresh! *winks* Let’s spar again soon Lover!

Ten, what else can I say that I haven’t already? You are the Master of Role-Play and I look forward to performing each and every one we have chosen to add to our long list of must do’s! Playing your wife and bringing you home a delicious Female pet for your Birthday was the perfect gift I’m sure! I was so hot watching you stick your throbbing rod between Emily’s tender thighs just so you could fuck my sloppy wet tits! And speaking of Birthday’s... I will be officially 34 on Saturday, February 4th! Perhaps you will spoil me with a sexy Birthday call too. Our latest scene, where you pick me up in your car, cruising for a spoiled rich Ghetto Chick really got me off good baby. Damn Dawg! I am so into sucking that cock and jerking you off!

Sithir, you are just so special, so intellectually stimulating and enjoyable to talk with on many levels. Yet, you sure know how to get down and dirty when it counts, but in the most respectful way of course.*winks* Milady is pleased to be your Guinevere and you Sir Lancelot will ALWAYS be able to seduce me! Whenever and wherever you chose!

JoJo hasn’t lost his Mojo! Honey, you ARE chock full of personal magnetism and charm, not to mention a BOD that would make any girl cum in her panties! Watching you stroke and cum for me on CAM drives me wild with excitement. Our calls are always so much fun. I love picking out role plays to do together in Instant Messaging too, and our call where you just take me to be your pleasure toy had me so erotically charged! You can bet my breasts and thighs were quivering as you cut away my clothing! Oh…. Just Take Me JoJo Please!!!!!!!!!!!!

Books, Books, Books, Books, Books!!!! Full of aliases, though Notorious B.O.O.K.S. suits you best! Your talent to please is simply unrivaled and I just can’t get enough of you! Such a Ladies Man! Rarrrrrr!!!! Look out Girls! If you don’t believe me just ask Naughty Nanny Charlotte ! Whether you wake me up in the morning, call me from the office, or even on your cell, I just know I am going to have a screaming ORGASM! Our last session where we each read one another a sexy story was just wonderful. I could listen to your voice forever. Tell me another story Books! We’ll both enjoy cumming in Volumes!

JowBlow, mmm sexy voice and I’m so glad you like a woman to show off all of her muscles! I’m looking forward to a nice weight training session with you again soon. Call me when you are ready JB. I feel so empowered making you fall hard!

So there you are Gentlemen! Immortalized in my journal and embedded in my dreams once again.

Kisses and Valentine wishes to each and everyone of you!

Love bites,

Diana

PS: Here’s a site to check out in your spare time. See if you can get past Level- 3 of the Maze. It's hard and my mouse was just too sensitive. http://www.winterrowd.com/maze.swf Giggles and Enjoy!

Current Mood: Touched All Over!!!!!
Monday, January 9th, 2006
9:49 pm
NAUGHTY GIRL SCOUTS LOOKING FOR HOT SEXY CAMPERS!
Ohhhh, I just bet that headline stimulated your devious minds!

Happy Holidays Everyone! I hope you had a grand one, filled with love, joy, good health, good spirits, success and of course great sex! ~wink~

Cliché as it may sound; life is filled with hills and valleys. Sometimes we even find comforting plateaus to rest ourselves upon, and other times we feel a longing desire to venture onward exploring other beautiful scenery to captivate our senses. And so literally, I took a hike and thus found a lovely mountain peak to pitch my tent upon at Nite Flirt. I can see I am going to enjoy the scenery here as well, as this group is filled with many like me who enjoy sharing their seductive and creative fantasies with you, including the lovely Naughty Nanny Charlotte who is just as sexy as ever! Look for her website soon and also her banner on my http://www.phonesexworkout.com web site. I bet you can hear us from the top of Mt Nite Flirt scantily clad, in the gleaming moonlight beckoning you to call!!!! Cum get us boys! We have the four C's covered... candles, champagne, chocolates, and condoms! ~wicked grins~

Let's escape to a special place together away from anything else that matters, even if for only for a few minutes! No matter what your fantasy, consider all your desires fulfilled by the time our session has commenced and we'll all be quite happy you called.

In traditional Diana style I have resurrected my journal to eagerly praise the wonderful guys who’ve made my past few weeks joyful! As there are quite a few calls (Thank You Fellas), I thought I would have a little fun and say approximately one descriptive sentence that sums up our sessions together. I hope you find the reading pleasurable enough to rev up your engines for the rest of the week! Enjoy and thank you all so very much for the excellent calls and feedback ratings!

Mr. Ten, I’m so glad our deviant minds found each other *giggles* Suckie Fuckie!
Bill, could our erotic hypnosis sessions get any hotter? You rock my world too!
Matthew, you give the best lessons in teaching Mommy all about Ass Fucking!
Books, you’ve got it all… sex appeal, delightful conversation and a cock that cums volumes!
Nate, a million stars for the ONLY man who has EVER really been able to hypnotize me!
Sketch, you always make your little ho strive to be one of Daddy’s favorite girls!
JoJo, you blew my mind on CAM ~ a personal trainers dream cum true! Woo hoo!
Doktari, glory holes abound! What fun collecting all those delicious specimen samples for you to drink!
Broz…what a great manage a trois with our lovely girl Emily; so much I want to give to you!

Sexy kisses and very best wishes.

With love,

Diana


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Current Mood: Flirty as Usual
Monday, December 12th, 2005
3:10 am
December 3 - 12, 2005
Monday, December 12th, 2005
8:26 pm For your reading pleasure....
For your reading pleasure....

Hey guys thank you all very much for all the great calls this week. I already felt quite blessed to be amongst such a fine group of people at BCB, but with each passing day I feel ever so wonderful and thankful to be part of a group that adores bringing all of your fantasies to life. No matter how bad my day can be and trust me yes, even moi Dirty Diana has them… you gentlemen callers always seem to cheer me on making me better than I was the day before. Such great calls this week from some of the most amazing people you’ll find. Okay, call me biased but I don’t care. I love you all! Enjoy the novel this one’s packed with delicious twists to tease all of your senses!

To my sexy submissive pink panty slut Lisa, I’m so glad you wished for us to resume our upscale Bordello Training. To say the least I can see why you will be the best panty slut in the stable. Can’t wait to pick up where we left off love…

I’m such a Daddy’s Girl and Daddy B knows it! Who loves licking your cock better than any ice cream flavor? Well, all except for red bean, which is my absolute favorite! I’m always so creamy by the way you give it to me good!

Charlotte and I went to visit her adopted brother at his college dormitory. I was so excited since I had such crush on him. Well, let me tell you he turned out to be quite a perv! Can you imagine I actually caught him masturbating and spying on me from the shower stall as I was tinkling on the toilet? I’m awful grateful Char heard my screams and came rushing in to my rescue! Together, we made a gallant effort of beating him senseless, but how he managed to regain enough of his strength back to force us into submission still has me thinking….Hey!!!!!

Precious Ashley always seems to make me tingle with another fantasy fit for a romance novel…. This time I played several roles, including that of her brother and her lover. The story begins when Ashley tells brother he’s thru with dating. Ashley’s brother, tired of hearing about all the wrong choices he’s made, suggests dating Mike, who’s loved Ashley since childhood. Mike is a guy of course, and Ashley dreadfully despises the idea. But, Mike doesn’t take no for an answer and buys Ashley this beautiful black latex sausage dress from The Sub Shop. Ashley, still quite reluctant, begins to come around after trying the dress on and suddenly feeling somewhat transformed accepts the date. All is going quite well at dinner until Ashley drinks her last glass of wine. Feeling a bit dizzy, she faints in Mikes arms only to wake up several days later strapped to his bed with breasts, and a vagina! Ashley still groggy overhears Mike thank the surgeons for doing such a marvelous job. When everyone leaves, Mike makes love to his petite flower for the first time and Ashley soon discovers being a woman isn’t half bad. Oh, and what a sexy fighter pilot she is too boys! I had a blast learning to play Eve, and was delightfully excited to fly around space with you doll face! And, after a few hours… no kidding….I’m just elated that I actually learned how to take off, jump a few solar systems, fly at warp speeds and dock my own damn ship! Hey, not bad for a first timer, aye? Pixie, I hear you are also quite good at the game, maybe we can all play sometime together.

A sexy shy guy Author called me and mesmerized me for an hour with his wonderful stories of Female Domination. A subject after my own heart. Clearly, I wasn’t ready to say goodbye when our time had come to an end. We covered quite a lot of subjects from erotic conversation to sensual domination. It is most wonderful to meet a man who puts pleasuring a woman ahead of his own. Couple that with a little bondage and cuckolding, my pussy is yours for the eating! Well, that is as long as you can reach it dangling over your cage! Your story of the Domme who held out the palm of her hand so her bound sub could rock back and forth over it until he climaxed, had me soooo erotically charged for the remainder of the day!

And, as if one author wasn’t enough a man that was here to please me made my Saturday AM complete by calling me with a story so long and detailed we had to break it up into three wonderful sessions! Here is the condensed version…Our erotic tale begins at the office when my husband calls me on the cell phone and entices me to strip at my desk while he's on the phone watching! Somehow he prior manages to rig my office with cameras and gets off telling me how to probe myself. He’s so hot over my excitement he orders me home, but not before my trusty assistant Cassandra is thrown into the mix and he elicits us to fuck right over my desk! Finally, leaving the office hurriedly to come home, my cell rings and it’s my husband again, this time getting me to open my trench coat and masturbate over the phone for him. Suddenly, the flashing lights of a Police Car pull me over to the side of the road. Officer John frisked and fucked me right there on the side of the road as my husband listened in on the cell phone! Little did I know he was also on my darling husband’s payroll! When I finally arrive home with a sobbing wet pussy, there were rose petals strewn all across the floor, chilled champagne in a bucket, glasses and a love note that read Happy 5th Anniversary Darling! I excitedly ran upstairs with the champagne and glasses in hand, and as I turn to find my husband waiting for me, I am blindfolded! Without saying a word I’m carried and placed on the bathroom counter and washed with warm cloths all the way down my body. The warm lather and his probing fingers felt so incredible as I continued trying to guess who it was that was sending my body into shivering ecstasy After running warm water to rinse my body, I’m carried back to the bed where he massages every inch of me, finally making passionate love to me that brings us both to climactic bliss. When the blindfold is slowly lifted I was more than delighted to see it was in fact the man who’s made my 5 years of marriage a dream come true. I still feel like I’m floating on a cloud!

My Sunday was wonderful too, as it began with a most delicious call with a man who knows exactly how to rub a girl right and Naomi, who I have to say, is most deliciously intriguing. We enjoyed mischievously thumbing through his closet finding four silk neck ties to bind his wrists and legs and we thoroughly enjoyed teasing him by kissing, touching, probing and licking one another watching his cock swell to enormous proportions. Don’t you know we so enjoyed taking turns licking his nipples, kissing him and sitting on his face and cock until he burst! Oh lover you were fantastic as always!

What a great call from my hardworking nephew too, who visits me every summer. This time after mowing my lawn, I could stand looking at his sweaty rippling chest no more, and when came in from sunbathing at the pool I found myself asking him to undo the knot in my bathing suit top, so I could take a shower. Well, one thing led to another, and as a responsible Aunt I felt is was my familial duty to teach my nephew a lesson in Sex Education. Remember Darling…Auntie Diana will always be here for you any time you have a question that requires my special talents. I’m so prideful in knowing my nephew now knows the ins and outs of pleasing a woman.

Mmmm then I had a fun interactive role play session with a sexy guy I’ll call “foodie”, since he likes me throwing in food references into our wild sexual sessions. On our first call Foodie directed me in a wild sex scene pimping out my beautiful young daughter and instructing her on how to please the clientele. My little bitch Emily complied giving him an all out blowjob filled with all the sucking sounds a big cock like his deserves! Poor thing choked and gagged on it ‘til she puked rubbing her oatmeal vomit all over his cock and then having to lick it up!

Our second session was even nastier if you can imagine and we had to really get very creative since foodies Mother- in -law is visiting. Still, nothing could stop him from calling me that sooooo turned me on….This time foodie was a phony phone caller wanker boy breathing heavily on the phone and I played two girls Amber a dumb sounding Valley Girl and Awrucille her Asian hottie girlfriend. We decide to fuck with foodies mind and take him on a wild ride of hot lusty phone sex with lots of food references! These girls were very descriptive and chided wanker boy foodie to ah jerk ah off ah his nasty ah egg a roll until he ah shoot it sooo hard! You’re crazy baby… can’t believe you also get off on my Fran Dresher impressions! Excellent…. excellent…. excellent time!!!!!! And, as you can see there’s no part I won’t accept!

My beloved Arthur graced me with a lovely 2 part call today and we made love with our words and with our song. He calls me his fiery one and I call him Beloved and we make love in our Secret Garden as he gently opens my wings a flutter like a tender butterfly in flight.


Love is a garden whose delights
May lovers only know;
A garden that is always night's,
Where westward from her starry heights
A summer moon drops low;
Where urns of glossy myrtles beam,
Where statues from the terrace gleam,
Where pale cool fountains pour,
And lovers in delicious dream
Go wandering evermore! Arthur!!!!


Still, with all that great lovemaking... I can't think of a better way to cap off an afternoon without a visit from my successful Financial Mogul husband. We enjoyed several quite intriguing sessions filled with all the common denominators that revvvv my motors… Darling you really ought to pen some of the splendid stories we contrive together full of romance, lust, wealth and the disparity of power! It so pleased me to hire all those has been body builders to work on our Horse Farm Estate in Catona. Quadrupling the staff was exactly what was needed! Oh how you spoil me love... Can’t wait to until we jet off to our getaway vacation home in Barbados. I suppose the children can join us at some point after their exams. Do remind me to speak to with Head master De Vecchi. I truly hope Ross and Sandrine realize what wonderful parents we are to provide them with such a Benedictine academic existence at such a prestigious school like Portsmouth Abbey. Well Darling... toodles for now. I really must get shopping with my snobbish girlfriends Millicent and Bitsy. We like to finish early before all the underprivileged masses start arriving. Then, we’ll probably enjoy a little Truffle Indulgence at Le Cirque. Do hope Lacretia is cooking up something delicious for dinner! Darling do keep an eye on her as well as Sloan! Honestly, I literally shuttered seeing them take an unauthorized break! Oh, and don’t forget to call Reed Butler love…the driveway cracks must be filled and resealed before the cold weather sets in.

Call me soon all you very sexy hot stud muffins!

XOXOXOXO!

Diana
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Saturday, December 3rd, 2005
12:45 pm Welcome To December & A New BCB Home Page!
Nice and sexy Bay City Blues Home Page with awesome city graphics and music too! I love it!!!!

I hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving Holiday. This past month just flew by for me and I surely hope to hold tight on the reins of December as I’m not about to rush to the New Year just yet.

I will say Many Thanks to the sexy callers who have made my week complete. I can’t think of a better way to enjoy my time then to wrap my self up in your wildest imaginations. Shall we start with the lovely Ashley who felt compelled to answer newspaper ad in search of the fountain of youth? Poor dear, thought she was submitting her body for test trials of the new HGH beta block life extension serum that alters cell DNA. Ashley was so excited she knew HGH is a protein naturally produced by the pituitary gland. It stimulates anabolic activity in all areas of the human body hence cells would never die and she could live forever young. Little did she know that this company was actually injecting her with feminization drugs and not life extension serum study she committed herself to. Reluctantly, she is now transformed into a full fledged petite woman sex slave, and was sold to the Master who ultimately paid for her transformation. You are sooo much fun doll!

TM and I enjoyed a wild session too! He has a pension for satisfying his Mistress and so I hypnotize him at the Mall to stalk pretty woman wearing tight jeans and sweaters. His heart raced with excitement; quite into the rush of chasing them and the thrill of eventually catching them, like a predator that captures its prey. I couldn’t resist him capturing a sweet pretty young thing and commanding him to take her back to our wooded cabin to violently rapes her! I think he really enjoyed my instructions to bite and cut her nipples and clitoris util she bled. He was so deep into trance by the time I ordered him to sodomize her, he came quickly at the behest of my instructions!.

Oooohhh and I had a wild rape call myself from JC! Hmmm this caller looked me up in the Yellow Pages seeking a Private Personal Trainer. I show up at his house ready for a great workout session, but a little thirsty, so I ask for a drink of water before we begin. What I didn’t know was that he slipped some GHB into my drink and it partially knocked me out. He then proceeded to have his way with me, raping me repeatedly. Have to say it really turned me on!

The Master Hypnotist continues to amazes me with every hypnosis session we have. His sessions are intensely brilliant and I can’t help but want to surrender myself over to him. This time he took me under his complete control and handcuffed my wrists to enjoy my body. I tried helplessly to move my body, to release myself from his hold, but I could not resist him, or perhaps I didn’t want too at all. I only know he said or did something to finally release me, but by then it was too late, I had surely climaxed several times due to the amount of creamy wetness between my thighs. I really lust for him!

His appetite proved to be insatiable once again by calling upon The Gorgeous Donna and I for another most mischievous session. Donna came over as I was cooking dinner. She was so sweet and brought me a present. Excitedly I held out my arms and closed my eyes anxiously awaiting the placement of her gift in my hands and with a quick snap she handcuffed me. I begged her to stop joking and release me, but she had no intension of doing so. In fact, when the Master Hypnotist arrived home she hypnotized us both and got him to give her complete control over me. I watched helplessly as she made love to him bring him to a most erotic climax! Somehow, he does eventually manage to regain his control but only to give Donna and I the most intensely rich orgasms too!!!!!!!!!

JB delivered a surprise package to me this week, only I was in the shower, so he let himself in. When he enters my bedroom he finds me wet and nude. He’s quite handsome, so quickly throw on my silk robe to tease him a bit as I accept the package. I gave him a little kiss thank you and I guess that teased him a little too much as he decided to guide my head down and over to his huge cock. My body was quivering from shock, complying with his request to choke down his sizable shaft and that’s when he decides he wants to fuck me too. I’m reluctant to fuck him, and at that point I demand him to leave. This angers him and so he decides to turn me over, hold me down and ram his cock into me, raping me!

KC was a most submissive and obedient pink panty slut! Mistress enjoyed training her to suck cocks for my upscale Bordello clientele, starting with my 12 inch pet toy Tony. She caused quite an eruption in Tony’s cock making it swell to enormous proportions. She may prove to be my best panty slut yet! Such a sexy voice too!!!!

TJ and I were finally able to enjoy a nice brief, but relaxing hypnosis session. He enjoyed being led into my trance like web and I enjoyed putting him under just so I could make love to his beautiful body. He woke feeling wet from his sexy dream and I had the biggest, most contented smile on my face as I looked over at him. Wicked grin!!!! I got you!

The Sandman told me I had beautiful breasts and I truly couldn’t resist hypnotizing him to enjoy watching me tease him. I began by meticulously painting his pre-cum on my nipples, tracing his creamy wetness onto my areolas slowly in small concentric circles till it reached the nipple tips and then I enjoyed sucking each one of my fingers. He was so turned on I just had to fuck him! Dream about me lately Sweetness?

For Bill, I just have just one word, Wow! Amazing connection! We shared a most fantastic fantasy role-play involving bisexuality and blackmail. Two of my favorite subjects! His wife hires me a PI to watch him and my boyfriend Mark and I do just that. Only, fuck the decoy….this guy was so damn hot that Mark and I both had a change of plans as we wind up in his Hotel Suite fucking him like mad! His room was rigged with micro spy cams, and now I’m wondering what should I do with all this great footage? Excellent Call Bill. Your obedience paid off, as next session Mistress is going to unleash you at a Hot NYC Sex Club. Our creative imaginations combined will surely produce another spectacular session!

Mmmm and this time I switched the tables on Dr. Love and I was a medical enthusiast’s dream; playing a sexy On Call Physician having to perform his company’s annual physical. I asked him to remove his clothing and he puts his medical gown on backwards with the opening in the front. When I saw the way he drooled over my cleavage and his hardness protruding from his gown, I could resist no more and found myself quickly stripping off my lab coat, locking the door, and asking my assistant Lacretia to hold all my calls and appointments. I gave this patient a very thorough medical examination and he couldn’t refuse my stripping down and climbing atop the exam table. Such excellence in Medicine cannot be denied!

My naughty glory hole boy E enjoys collecting used condoms to make the most fabulous creamy cocktails! In this session we went to the Peep Show late in the evening and collected the specimens from some 30 stalls. A sexy guy was waiting for us in the last stall and E enjoyed licking his wild orchid while spreading his ass cheeks for me until he came all over the sticky floor. The floor in that particular stall was very clean as I even had E clean it with his tongue!

And no week as I’ve said before would be complete without my romantic Arthur. Tonight, we felt our hunger for each other grow in a most erotically charged session; brushing himself against me, wishing and imagining that I was lying there next to him. He deliberately, climbed atop my body and rejoiced, pressing me into the soft bed cloths, kissing my fingertips ever so slightly, arousing me to gently kiss him along the side of his neck. He sensed my hunger and he fed me his passion until we climaxed and collapsed in each others arms.

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Have a great weekend all!

XOXOXO!

Diana

Current Mood: Jubilant
Current Music: Love For Sale Vivian Green
Wednesday, November 30th, 2005
3:08 am
November 2005
Thursday, November 24th, 2005
12:01 am Happy Thanksgiving
A Thanksgiving Poem

'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned, the dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation with all of my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation
The thought of a snack became infatuation!
So I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
And gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore!

I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round
Until all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.

I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
But I managed to yell, as I soared past the trees,
"Happy eating to all - pass the cranberries, please!"

May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes 'n' gravy have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious, may your pies take the prize.
May your Thanksgiving dinner thrill your taste buds and eyes!

Happy Thanksgiving and to all and to all a goodnight!

Love and hugs,

Diana


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Wednesday, November 23rd, 2005
12:14 am Happy Second Year Anniversary Bay City Blues!
Hey Everyone!!!!! You have to Check out BCB’s THANKSGIVING SPECIAL! Awww…Thanks BCB Crew for all the great things you’ve done to make this place rock steady and for Us Ladies and Our Guys… FREE MINUTES FOR EVERY CALLER THE ENTIRE WEEKEND!!!! Now that’s a bargain in a half! For a hearty chuckle you should delight in reading Charlie’s Adorable Corner this week. He seems to be having a heap of fun with his IPOD!

Football Pool Fanatics won’t want to miss this Thanksgiving weekend’s Games! Get your Football Picks in early and Major Congratulations to the Lovely and Enchanting Miss Leya for blowing us all out of the stadium with 12 out of 14 Victory this week! Way To Go Girlfriend!!!! In fact, ALL us Sexy Bay City Girls aren’t doing so shabby, which surely must surprise most of you men! ROFL!

Guys make sure when and if you find the time please feel free to join us ladies over the weekend in The Chat Room> as you never know when additional Free Minutes will be given away… But, what a prize that would be to us those minutes to call one of your favorite sexy ladies or even one you may have just thought about calling from time to time…. Like hmmm…ME ME ME ME ME ME! Did I say ME? LOL!

Now, drum roll please…... for the special section of my journal that many of you seem to anxiously anticipate….Here are the crème de la crème this week… the one’s who make it into Dirty Diana’s Hall of Fame! Ou la la!

We started off the week with a sexy 2 Girl Erotic Hypnosis Call with the Mischievously Delicious Miss Donna and a very Masterful Hypnotist she introduced me too. Donna’s sensual hypnotic voice lured me to a deep relaxing state of consciousness and then the Hypnotist did things to me that I only imagine involved multiple orgasms! When they both said goodbye they left me with a very wet and creamy center but very little recollection otherwise. Okay you two ~ great job! I NEVER thought I’d be the one hypnotized!

The tables were turned however, when I spoke with sexy caller T. This time I was the one doing the hypnotizing! Mmmm….I can’t actually tell you all the trigger words I implanted in his subconscious mind but I will tell you that his hands were at my disposal the entire session and I made sure his tongue did double time! So much so that he called the following day for a Two Girl Session with the very desirable Miss Candy Kisses! This time they were both MY Delightful Orgasmic Pets……Purrrfect Call!

And then, who would imagine much to my pleasant amazement the Hypnotist struck again! This time he took me by surprise in an Instant Message and finished me off with back to back call sessions causing me to feel the strangest things like forgetting my own name and making me believe I was someone else, oh and actually feeling the constraints of a chastity belt binding my body and locking me from touching myself. All this I remember including the magical velvet of his voice beckoning me and willing me to obey….. Needless to say, I can not wait to be hypnotized by him again.

My sexy Rub Me Man delighted me again with another creative and imaginative call. I enjoyed dancing for him in nothing but a skimpy red lace teddy and enjoyed removing each piece of his clothing slowly and meticulously until finally pulling his briefs down with only the assistance of my teeth! Luckily, he was able to hold his orgasm until we both passionately enjoyed our fuck session!

Then, I did a hot steamy call with another guy I met in chat from Oregon. His heavy breathing combined with my screaming Oh Daddy…made his volcanic cum spew far too quickly! LOL!!! You call me again you sexy Micro Brew Boy!

My beloved Arthur spoiled me senseless on an incredible 2 hour journey into ecstasy. To my amazement he continuously wows me. We had a most delicious session speaking about everything that struck our fancy at the moment. Then we shared a most intense orgasm just exploring each other’s bodies. My mouth just couldn’t help gravitating toward his throbbing member. How I delight in knowing I have captured your mind and your heart in such a way that has us both aroused and thinking of each other fondly during the course of the day.

And my darling JBear returned home just in time to cap off my day with an intense Daddy's little girl role-play fantasy. Daddy saw me all pretty sleeping in my room and decided he just had to see more of me. He pressed his fingers to my glistening lips and tasted something so sweet; he just couldn't resist the temptation to take my cherry. At first I was reluctant but Daddy always made everything all better, this time drilling his hard cock inside me. Mmmmmmmmm you’re the best baby!

So you see I truly do have lots to be Thankful about…. I just want to take this time to say THANK YOU to all the wonderful people I get to work with, talk with, and orgasm with on a daily basis. You all make my heart smile and fill my days with laughter and joy.

Love always,

Diana

Gentlemen, when you do a 30 minute call with me, feel free to sign up in the Mens Locker Room for my gallery photos. I will be more than happy to send you the password. XOXOXO! A Phone Sex Workout Is What You Need!


For a funny Turkey Day Laugh Enjoy! http://www.msn.americangreetings.com/view.pd?i=382219626&m=1652&rr=y
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Friday, November 18th, 2005
5:51 pm Extra! Extra! Read All About The Latest BCB Contest News!
Who’s Going To Be The Lucky Caller to win 3 tickets to Giants Stadium on Sunday, December 4th to see The Giants trounce The Cowboys at 1 PM? Mmm I may even have to join you!!!!! Visit Charlie’s Corner to find out all the details and enter ASAP…Your entry must be received no later than November 23rd!

Many thanks to all the wonderful guys that called me this week! Arthur my chivalrous beloved mate you transport my mind and body into a time that I so fantasize about. Thank you for taking me there and letting me see it through your eyes. Your sweet tender voice makes it such a wonderful experience. I love your singing in Fremen.

MK tied me up, tit fucked me and then came in my pussy! Does it get any better than that I ask??? Mmmm I dare you to do that again! So glad we’re neighbors! *wink*

Had a delicious Erotic Hypnosis call with D. Oh lover, I am so glad I made you feel so good all over. I was so very turned on myself just listening to your sexy voice responding to my relaxing induction. My sweet, tender Pink Rose…………you know what to do now ~ I’ll be waiting for you.

Ashley you delicious pet!!!! Leave it to you to come up with a Mail Order Bride Fantasy! As you could easily tell….I so enjoyed acting out this role-play! It’s a shame I had to trick you into serving Max my ‘lil helpless pet, but there just wasn’t any way I could turn down such a large dowry! I do hope you understand and will continue to make Max content as a most dutiful Bride. I’ll be checking in on you.

My Powerful Financial Mogul Husband just loves and shares my passion for exploitative fantasies! This time his dear father passed away and we received a rather large endowment from his estate, including our very own 48 room Georgian Mansion. Pity his bastard half brother and sister felt there should have been a codicil to his Father’s last Will and Testament bequeathing them something… Uproariously laughing! I was so turned on by your demoting their positions to scullery maid and chimney sweep! I also delighted in watching them seething with hatred and making disparaging remarks under their breaths! How dare they think my Blue Blood Husband deserved any less! I think I’m going to put on something terribly sexy right now and order them both to clean the Venetian Marble Floors and build you a nice Welcoming Fire my pet. I’ll be waiting for you love. You are the Lord of this Manor!

And, if you want to Rub Me Right sexy caller….you just give me more orgasms like yesterdays! My pink pussy was so wet from all your extremities! Who’s got a hard on now? I want to hear you cum again and again!

And no week would be complete without Dr Love’s Fantasy call! On a top secret business meeting with associates I spot you checking me out at the bar. You end your meeting early just to bring me back to your room. I know you liked the very nice fuck I gave you and the way I tied you up too. But, I bet you were quite embarrassed to have the Hotel’s turn down service find you in that position!!! Mmm wonder if they took advantage of the situation by teasing your body further! Oh and you needn’t worry that competitive mind of yours, after all my company thanks you for all your new product trade secrets. Thanks to you we’ll now come out with an excellent competitive product at a much lower price! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!

Well that’s all for now…, though I should also remind you sexy people that we’re now into Week 11 of the
BCB Football Promotion so get your picks emailed to Charlie before game time begins.

Have you seen the Specials? If not, do check it out! Name the artist and the event the song was written about and you could be the lucky winner of a 30 minute call for the 25 minute price! Maybe you’ll use it to call Me!

While you’re thinking about it… why not visit BCB’s Chat Room where a party is always going on! Can’t wait to see you there!

Love bites,


Diana

Current Mood: Excited to Play with You!
Current Music: You and Me Lifehouse
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Friday, November 11th, 2005
12:19 pm In Honor of Our Veterans...Your Bravery Has Kept Us Safe & Free

In Your Honor

Unselfishly, you left your fathers and your mothers, you left behind your sisters and your brothers. Leaving your beloved children and wives, you put on hold, your dreams—your lives.

On foreign soil, you found yourself planted to fight for those whose freedom you granted. Without your sacrifice, their cause would be lost, but you carried onward, no matter the cost.

Many horrors you had endured and seen. Many faces had haunted your dreams. You cheered as your enemies littered the ground; You cried as your brothers fell all around.

When it was over, you all came back home, Some were left with memories to face all alone; Some found themselves in the company of friends as their crosses cast shadows across the land.

Those who survived were forever scarred emotionally, physically, permanently marred. Those who did not now sleep eternally ‘Neath the ground they had given their lives to keep us free.

With a hand upon my heart, I feel the pride and respect; my reverence is revealed in the tears that now stream down my upturned face as our flag waves above you, in her glory and grace. Freedom was the gift that you unselfishly gave pain and death was the price that you ultimately paid. Every day, I give my utmost admiration to those who had fought to defend our nation.

http://www.angelfire.com/ct/deerwhorns/soldierpoem.html

http://www.dreamwater.com/raferty/veterans.html










Current Mood: Grateful & Reflective
Current Music: November Rain Guns 'N Roses
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12:33 am Ola Friday's Here!
Did another week just fly by? Well at least it was jam packed with lots of great calls! Oh, where do I begin?

First there was SP again with another MILF Fantasy role play. This time I was invited to his folks Costume Party he catches me banging his Dad outside in the Cabana. Well, the naughty young man was obviously spying on us. Just seconds after his Dad departs the Cabana, SP decides it's time enter and finish me off with his rock hard cock! True and he told me if I didn't do exactly what he asked he would tell his Mother everything he saw. Well of course I complied!

Mmmm and then there was a JK at the Borgata sitting right next to me in a High Stakes Poker Game. I lost all of my money 10K to that Card Shark! He later finds me at the Hotel Bar and admires that even without money I still can flash My Tits for a few drinks. I’m quite tipsy at this point when we begin to converse and I proposition him to be his Escort for an "Anything Goes Weekend", so long as he gives me my 10K back! He says it’s a DEAL pun intended, takes me back to his suite and at his behest I do a little strip tease removing all of my cloths and slipping my painted mouth over his cock. Then, he decides it time to fuck my tight pussy and just as he enters me there's a knock at the door... OMG, its room service with the Champagne he ordered! JK tells the attendant to come in and that he may fuck my mouth as his tip! Don't you know the attendant all too readily complied! Both my orifices stayed full of cum all weekend long!

My beloved Arthur phoned again. He's so genteel and romantic, writing to me in Italian, while also quoting beautiful sonnets by Shakespeare, Cummings, Browning and Jane Eyre in instant messaging. I'm so glad you felt compelled to continue our conversations in a call session. I love to listen to your sweet voice Arthur while trailing my fingers gingerly over all the warm moist places you've created in me. Ohhh.... how you fill me with lust and wanton desire with every call.

E!!!! Your sexy Peep Show fantasy was HOT!!!! Its one thing to masturbate to a film or live show, but E took it to a whole new level collecting all those used condoms in the trash and bringing them home to make one big delicious mouthwatering COCKtail!

Oh yeah and Dr Love had me at hello in a steamy sex scene playing my sexy young neighbor carrying in my packages. Doing so inspired him to show me his very own package, as well as what he SPECIALIZES in, which is fucking Hot Moms in the bedroom!

SM was certainly turning me on with his real time encounters of exhibitionism and voyeurism. I was soooo aroused lying back and listening to you talking about all you see at the restaurant you work at. What could be better than having the opportunity to watch couples showing their affections for one another under the table? You were such an attentive listener too and as you can see I even enjoyed sharing a few stories of my own!

JBear... you're spoiling me and I LOVE it! Two fantasies in one week and the best part is... I don't know which one I liked better? The moment I saw your handsome face and those broad Hockey Player shoulders at the bar I knew I had to have you, and I really didn't care one moment about cheating on my boyfriend even though he was right next to me. Meeting you in the bathroom was the best fuck I've had in weeks! Ohhhh.... and then you just 'bout put me over the edge of reason when I caught you in the church rectory jacking off! Here I was this young southern wife of a mature Baptist Minister lusting after a young man like a giddy girl with a High School crush! I couldn't help but beg you to fill your juicy cum inside me as I so desire addin' a sweet 'lil youngin of my own to the congregation!

So MN, you wanted a taste of my sexy phone workout session and I sure hope you enjoyed the way I contorted your body ending with some nice lunges and squats over your Rock Hard Member!

Last night, I arranged a Boudoir Photography Session for my darling Ashley’s Birthday. After suggesting some tasteful nude close-ups the photographer decided he just had to have explosive sex with her! My pretty girl just loves the feel of a man beginning to swell on her tongue and I just love her new faux 36DDDs! She's quite brilliant, creative and adoring, which makes the time we share together so precious. And don't let those sweet cheeks fool you for one moment boys, as this sexy little hottie even knows how to pick winning Football Teams!!!!! Who's Momma's sexy cheerleader cum slut? ;-)

And My little pussy slut Ginger caps the week off with her new 52J’s grown from her 44G's last week! Now that's Hormone Replacement Therapy at its best! She was wearing those sexy stockings and a garter belt again, so I just had to fuck her with My King Size Strap On!

Sexy giggles to everyone this past week in Chat! Don't forget to pick your teams for
Week 10, and do check out the Specials during the week too! The Football Teams and Point Spread can be found there this week as well.

Cum workout with Me if you wish to exercise your mind and body!

Raaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr!!!!

Diana

PS: This link is scary, even if you don't have a Driver's License! It pulls information up on you. Unbelievable! What can't you do on the Internet these days???? Anyway, I would be remiss if I didn't tell you all about it!

I just searched for my license, and there it was picture and all!!! Thanks Homeland Security! Where are our Citizen's
Rights? I definitely removed mine and I suggest you do the same.

Go to the web site and check it out. Just enter your Name, City and State to see if yours is on file. After your license comes on the Screen, click the box marked "Please Remove". This will remove it from Public Viewing, but not from Law Enforcement. http://www.license.shorturl.com

Current Mood: Satisfied
Current Music: Lights Down Low Boney James
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Friday, November 4th, 2005
7:49 pm Belated Sexy Ghost Story ~ Enjoy!
Hi Everyone!

This story sent to me from a sexy admirer last Thursday the 27th, surely deserves an honorable mention! I hope you all thoroughly enjoy it as much as I did. R. you are so creative, thoughtful and romantic! Can't wait to feel those lips upon me! XO! Di


Subject: Sexy Ghost story....................

Randy was a Fed-Ex delivery driver who was delivering a package to an old house at the end of town. Randy found it kind of creepy that he was delivering a package to an old spooky house and this package was the last delivery of the day. As he drove of up to the old creepy house at end of town the house looked very spooky and it appeared that no one had lived there for years. Randy took the package from the truck and walked up to the creepy gate and pushed. Randy was a little spooked when he heard strange moaning coming from the front door. Randy knocked on the door and waited. Randy was excepting some old lady in rags to appear at the door. To his surprise a very attractive young lady opened the door and their eyes met. Randy explained he had a package for her. The young woman said her name was Diana and that she had been expecting it and then she invited him into the house.

Randy found it strange that the sexiest woman that he had ever seen was dressed in an outfit from 1920’s. In fact, Randy thought it was strange that he had never seen Diana in this neighborhood ever before. She certainly was one girl that would have remembered. As Randy kind of looked around the house, he couldn’t help but notice all the old black and white photos hanging on the wall. And what was even stranger was the women in the old pictures looked exactly like her.

Diana signed for the package, thanked him, and then reached over and kissed him fully on the lips. Randy was taken quite by surprise. Diana's kiss was very warm and softly passionate. In all the years that that Randy had worked for Fed-Ex he had never had anything like that happen to him. Diana then asked Randy if he would kindly take the package to her bedroom. Randy thought that was a bit strange. He had never had a women seem so aggressive, although he had read many novels about such things. Randy never refused a good offer when presented with one, so he quickly followed her into her room. Smiling to himself, he felt he was really being foolish. She probably just wanted him to place the package and leave.

Diana then reached for his hand and they walked hand in hand upstairs to her bedroom. Walking into bedroom was like walking back in time. The room looked like something Randy had seen in old black and white movies. As Randy entered the room Diana began passionately kissing him. Then, Diana began removing Randy’s clothing while slowly dropping hers to the floor. Randy lips slowly began to explore Diana's lips, her ears, and the base of her neck. Then, Randy picked Diana up in his strong arms and carried her to the bed. Randy then placed her gently in middle of bed and then climbed naked up between her legs to kiss her warm soft lips. Randy fingers traveled over body while his lips kissed her from head to toe. Randy lingered on Diana's perky nipples and with the tip of his tongue licked concentric circles round her firm nipples while his hands gently held and caressed them. Diana moaned softly as she felt Randy licking, sucking and nibbling.

Randy then licked a path up over the middle of Diana's pussy. Randy’s tongue made Diana's pussy hot and wet with every deep lick he took. Diana enjoyed feeling her clit being flicked up and down over the tip with Randy’s tongue. Finally Diana had enough, she grabbed a handful of Randy’s hair and pulled him to her to taste herself from Randy lips in a deep wet kiss. Randy then got to feel the warm eager lips of Diana as she slipped his hard round cock deep into her throat.

Randy was getting an out of this world blowjob from Diana.. Diana teased Randy by flicking her tongue all around the tip of his hard cock. Randy was ready to deliver his hard package as he slipped in between Diana's legs. Diana’s sexy legs rested over Randy’s shoulders as he thrusted himself inside of her; deep and hard.

Diana made a large moan that filled the house as Randy fucked her silly. Diana then straddled on top of him, riding Randy for all he had as he pinched her perky nipples in between his fingers. Randy was having the time of his life and then began to pump his cock deep inside her doggy style. Randy was about to cum when he closed his eyes. Then, a strange thing happened.. When Randy opened his eyes Diana had disappeared. Randy was feeling a bit strange for he was naked, lying there all alone in the middle of bed with no Diana and a really big hard on. So before anyone could see him Randy rapidly dressed and ran out of house to his truck. This was the strangest thing that had ever happen to him. As turned back one more time to look at the house, he was sure he heard a ghostly laugh and felt a faint kiss upon his cheek.

The end

Current Mood: Enthralled
Current Music: Take Me Away! Christina Vidal

Current Mood: giggly
Monday, October 31st, 2005
1:22 am
October 2005
12:30 am Weekends here! Let's have some Fun!
It's Friday, the start of a new weekend!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!

I am so very excited today, as two of my dear friends are closing later this afternoon on their new home in Montauk, NY, and you know what that means.... PARTY on the BEACH! http://www.attikus.net/peconic/p2/05_montauk_on_the_beach/montauk_on_the_beach_2x.html Okay, I know its FALL and all, but I just feel so compelled to shop for a new bathing suit for the Champagne Christening! Maybe you'll be the one to help me find a sexy suit and sarong online! Call Me 1-866-739-9832, and we'll go shopping for one together!

I could go on and on about fantastic calls I had this week, so indulge me a little....;-)

LC, took advantage of calling me on Halloween Night in my sexy Vampires costume. I can't believe how hot my green eyes looked in that long black wig, but I can tell you that I didn't remove it for our entire call. Instead, this time, I played his X-girlfriend Sharon's wickedly evil twin sister Alexis, who comes to visit her sister for the weekend. Poor Sharon is out of town on business, but LC doesn't see the harm in inviting me in for a visit. After a few cocktails in a killer red dress, LC soon finds out my sister and I share a lot more than just our good looks in the bedroom! Now, he'll really have a difficult time in choosing! Haaaaaaaa wicked grin LC! I know you really want ME!

BR my shy virgin. Even though you had no particular fantasy, I know you felt contented to just lie naked on the bed masturbating as I slowly and sensually rolled my fingers over all the warm, soft places I like to be touched. Let me hear that heavy breathing again BR! Guys, that is soooo HOT what an affirmation for us Ladies to hear! Bling it on!!!!

BB, you naughty Daddy! Degrading me into believing I could be your dirty little cum whore! You came in a blink of an eye and I'm still squinting from your impeccable aim! LOL!

LP, you really know how to pour on the southern charm and treat a Mistress like a Goddess. I loved role-playing with you! Extending my feet and relinquishing my body to you for worship brought me to climax so easily that I felt compelled to have you also drink of my wine.

However, no week would have felt complete without My dear sweet submissive Ashley in it! Baby, what can I say to you that I haven't already! Do we click or what My Bubblegum Pink Confection? I love talking about everything under the sun with you, and in the moonlight...., wishes of cum filling up both of our panties! Giggles..... So glad you don't mind me pimping you out in an effort to live a luxurious life together! I think we'll equally enjoy the many benefactors who contribute so lavishly to our laser, boob, shoe and corset funds, don't you? Call Me again soon My sweet cream filled cupcake!

Sexy shout outs to my buddies in the Chat Room! Don't forget to pick your teams for
Week 9, and do check out the Specials this week too! Name the band that sings these lyrics:

The smell of burning leather
as we hold each other tight
As our rivets rub together
flashing sparks into the night
At this moment of surrender darling
if you really care
Don't touch me there

and you will receive a 30 minute call for the 25 minute price!

Cum workout with Me soon! I'm so ready to spar with you!

Playful pouty kisses,

Diana

Current Mood: Jubilant
Current Music: Happy by Sister Hazel
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Monday, October 31st, 2005
2:09 pm Get Your Freak On!
Booooooooooooooooooooooo! Happy Halloween Everyone!!!!!!!

http://www.americangreetings.com/display.pd?bfrom=1&prodnum=3043698&path=31639

Tonight I'll be dressing as a Vampires to pass out candy to all the little gremlins! I love decorating for this Holiday. Lots of carved pumpkins, cob webs, hauntingly eerie music, and scented candles everywhere! Wouldn't you like to cum to my door for a little Trick or Treat? Careful I just might gobble you up! Speaking of gobbling.... here's another adorable click worth visiting! http://www.msn.americangreetings.com/view.pd?i=382219626&m=1652&rr=y&sou

Some great calls worth mentioning this week.... I pulled up to SP in my cute red sports car to give him a ride home from school. Being such a neighborly young man worked to his advantage as he offered to help unload my groceries in the back seat of my car! Don't you know he was all too glad when I offered him the opportunity to unload something else as well!

Had a great orgasm control session with my sexy S. You are so playful and willing to please me and this made for a very intense session.

Oooooh and to my 44G Big Tit sissy slut sex slave Ginger, I so love playing dress up with my sexy bimbo slut. You’re so pretty in lavender and white stockings! I took so many pics of you sucking those Black dildos too, but you know what I liked best.... taking that rosebud with my strap on! Mmmm girl you sure came wildly!

And GB!!!! Our mutual masturbation session was simply orgasmic! I think you quickly found out just how much I like oral gratification and I surely discovered how much fun it is to have my tits fucked! You sure know how to spray a girl don't cha?

Kudos to all the Ladies and Gents I've enjoyed this week in the Chat Room too! So much fun everyone! Often my sides were splitting from so much laughter and excitement. Can't wait to experience you all in a Phonesexworkout Session.

Don't forget to pick your teams on Wednesday for the
Football Promo and do check out the Specials this week too! Mention the correct AC Hotel Charlie and Donna are now staying in and you'll receive a 40 minute call for the 30 minute price! Now, that's something to celebrate!

Call me if you’re ready for a little Freaky Fun Tonight! I'm just dying to sink my fangs into each and every one of you!

Let's All Enjoy A Spooktacular Evening!

Diana

Current Mood: Mischievously Evil
Current Music: Pipe Organs with Scary Sound Effects
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Wednesday, October 26th, 2005
2:10 am New Website Is Ready To Set Sail
Ahoy Mateys!

It’s time to hoist the main sail and catch the wind!!!!! http://www.phonesexworkout.com is now officially sea worthy! I hope you all get a chance to view it and love it as much as I do! Please feel free to comment!

A million thanks to the ship's Captain Karley, who has designed a site worthy of great praise!!!!!! I was surely happy she agreed to take on such a monumental task and I feel privileged to have acted as her first mate in the process.

The mere fact that I’m posting this message in LIVE JOURNAL is a testament to her design prowess and countless hours of restraint in not throwing me overboard during the editing process!!!! Whew! I’m so grateful to have averted the plank!!!! ROFL!!!!

Many of you already know how I feel about Karley from my journal posts or our discussions in chat...I simply can’t say enough good things about her!!!! But, I must say this… Karley, THANK YOU from the bottom of my heart for all the many hours you put into making this such a worthy site! I am truly amazed by your capabilities and thoughtfulness in seeing this through its completion.

With my love, thanks and gratitude always,

Diana

PS: Gentleman just a reminder to join us Ladies in the Chat Room for the Bar Quiz tonight at 8:00 PST, 11:00 EST. Looking forward to seeing you all there!

Also don’t forget to check out the promos page for your Football Picks and for messages on the Specials Page too!

Current Mood: Ectastic!
Current Music: Get Ready! Rare Earth
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Monday, October 24th, 2005
10:33 pm Make My Monday!
Hey Guys!

Coming off a fun week of calls and I can only hope this week will be just as Grande.

Some of you in chat may recall the great Halloween Party in the city I attended dressed as a Belly Dancer. Well, if you call me for a 30 minute workout session, I'll let you hear the song I performed a sexy solo dance too! Suffice to say, I received lots of attention from both sexes on that dance and staying in costume through the night surely helped!

MK, pleased his Mommy Diana with another lustful fantasy filled with creamy panties, delicious spankings and blackmail! Really, what could be better? LOL!!!!

BB, you got me off, but polite boys usually part saying... thank you Mistress Diana.

Phantom!!!!!!!! That's really all that needs to be said. Mmmmmmm... still thinking about the way you used the finest sable brushes to paint my body with such lush creative strokes! No paint by numbers for my Masked Marvel! Appearing again at my window sill twice this week and extending our call to bring me to orgasm was more than I could ask for and such a welcomed surprise!

My sissy slut Marilyn and I had so much fun playing dress up. I'm so glad you thoroughly enjoyed partaking in my golden flowing pleasures too! What else does my little bitch like????? I'm not tellin'!

Sir Lancelot!!!!! You've surprised me several times in chat this week and I think most of the ladies here at BCB will agree, when it comes to you, chivalry is not dead! Your extending your call just because you felt I deserved more pleasure was what every well deserving damsel desires to have whispered in her ear.

And to my Chayenne look alike caller. What a voice! You singing to me in Spanish drove me wild with Latin ecstasy! Eres todo en mi - You're My Everything! Por siempre y para siempre Desde que te vi Nunca mas tendré Temor, pues con tu amor volvi a sentir Y a renacer....

J-Bear, you saying you're addicted to me is all I need to keep my heart racing! And wanting me 4 times this week surely proves it's so! Whether I'm your Southern confection at the Pie Bakeoff trying to tempt the Judge to give me the Blue Ribbon, or whether I'm your daughter's friend who's snuck into your room at night just so I can get a glimpse of you awakening to me rocking back and forth on your rock hard cock, just gets me going wild! Today's fantasy was great too! Every Mommy should have a step son who loves it when she wraps herself around his thighs and squeezes with all of her might! I so enjoy listening to the sounds of your throbbing cock erupting! Your sultry voice is intoxicating!

And kisses to the sensual flaming red head from my neck of the woods! Awakening to you tender tongue flicks in my waterbed just revved me up for the rest of the day! Rarrr! Don't you dare lose my number! 1-866-SEXY-832

LB, Lets have another oil rubbing wrestling match soon! Ah heck! Let's just take turns tying each other up again! I will enjoy stimulating that shaft with my vibrator just to see your volcano cock bubble over again! PS: Your tits are spectacular too! Muua!!!!

I sucked big time in the football pool this week! But glad to hear some of you guys are doing so well. If any of you boys want to impart your strategic tips to Miss Diana, I will surely oblige you with a formal face sitting!

On a personal note, many comforting hugs to a Sweet Guy who lost his poor kitty Shadow tragically this week. Honey, my heart goes out to you and I wish you well.

I hope you all have a wonderful week and think of me often with a smile and if something should pop up.....Call me!

Don't forget the
Bar Quiz this Wednesday Night and it's always good to check out the specials as someone special is celebrating his Birthday this week!

XO! Diana
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Saturday, October 15th, 2005
11:57 am Sunny Breezy Saturday!
For those of you along the East Coast dealing with 9 straight days of rain....hooray for the Sun! I've been dancing up a storm for the sun to come out (Yes, even Naked ;-)) and suddenly it has decided to make its appearance known!

Finally getting around to closing the pool today...always a sad day, but don't you know I'll be taking one last shivering dip in final protest until it's reopening in the spring!

Some great calls this week and major shout outs to all the guys and sexy BCB Ladies who shared their time with me in role-play sessions! I am still salivating over the sexy Medical fantasy call with Naughty Nurse Maria. Damn that girl is HOT! DB and I both came to her probing fingers during a very thorough examination! Who knew having a rectal examination could be so erotic? I can't wait until my next appointment!!!!

Another Anatomy Lab session this time with my reluctant student Karley and Rick! This girl is liquid sex and I'm sure whoever's called her will agree! Honey, I could suckle on your nipples for hours on end! Good thing Rick took such copious notes in class too, as he certainly received an A+ for this Lab Assignment!

What a nice Tantric Love Making Session with Matt! I am so happy you found my orgasmic control methods so arousing, that you had to extend our session! Aren't you glad I delayed your cum so long? You thrilled me to pieces when you said you hadn't cum like that in a long time! I can sum my feelings up for you in four words... CAll ME AGAIN SOON! ROFL!!!!

To my off shore oil drilling Navy Man who's traveled the world and shares my love of Thai Cuisine.... you still have me wanting to prop those pillows under my sweet cheeks, just so you have better access to all my orifices! Your butterfly tongue flicks sent me way over the precipice of content!

My new foot fetish slut doubled as my butt bitch too in his session! Who knew flatulating on your soggy face would be so much fun? I can't stop laughing now, just thinking about it! You had better call me soon, or I'm sending this video tape to your wife for her explicit review!!!!! LOL!!!!!

LC, I was thrilled to remind you of your Lost Love Sharon! You’re delicious voice and decision to extend our call, was all that I needed to feel like Queen! I can't wait to hear your sensual voice again!

So, who's Miss Diana's Prize Pony this week some of you may be wondering.....????? Well... actually, he was more like a Knight in Shining Armor; and that honor goes hands down to a very sexy Welch X-Patriot, who shares my love of harp music and poetry in an incredible 2.5 hour session!!!!!! I still can't believe you held me so captivated and mesmerized for such a long period of time. What sweet prose came forth your lips my beloved! I shall be your Gwenevere any time you wish Sir Lancelot!

And speaking of sweet music to thine ears…., Charlie turned me on this week to a fantastic Canadian band.... The Cowboy Junkies! I can’t stop singing, “Long Journey Home!” Love'em, Love'em, Love'em! Margo Timmins voice is simply outstanding! Thank you Charlie!

And thank you to all the sweet guys ;-) who Instant Messaged me on Yahoo, AIM and in Chat! Such lovely conversations; your delicious compliments had me riding high all week long!

Well, that's all for now folks! Please don't forget to submit your Football Picks for Week Six to Charlie if you haven’t already. Naughty Miss Diana is choosing her teams now!

Good Luck to us all!

Love,

Diana

PS: Please keep an eye open for my formal web site announcement. Miss Karley has been amazing me daily with her ever growing expertise in HTML! It's looking soooo beautiful.
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Saturday, October 8th, 2005
11:58 pm Is Sunday here already?
Hey Sexy Readers!

This first week of October just steam-rolled over me. I first began my week in a tizzy, trying to learn html and put up my very own website. LOL!!!! Luckily for me, my fellow sexy red headed playmate Karley, intervened and saved the day! She just amazes me with her Web Page Design prowess. Even with a touch of the flu, this Sexy Hottie does outstanding work! I promise to let you all see the finished product soon. Just a little more tweaking left to do. ;-) Call us both together and while I trace my fingers delicately around her precious pink full nipples, she'll whisper sexy HTML that will make your rod throb!

I was a bridesmaid yet again, this time to my very good friend Elyse, who chose a rainy Friday for a backyard wedding! Good things can be said about canopy tenting and naturally curly locks! Ruined a darn good pair of emerald green Jimmy Choo sling backs dancing in the mud though! The music was just so damn good!

Tonight, I had a delicious authentic Mexican Camarones al Mojo de ajo dinner celebrating my cousins 39th Birthday! Call me, ONLY if you think you can be as mouthwatering!

Attending a 50th Anniversary Party tomorrow. Could you envision being my man for the next 50 years? ROTFL!

With that said, some great calls were enjoyed this week! What a lucky Phone Sex Workout Vixen I am!

I can't even begin to tell you how excited I was by The Phantom’s return visit ! He appeared at my bedroom window as he has in the past; watching me brush my softly flowing amber locks in the mirror. Suddenly, I felt his warm breath against my neck as he caressed me with romantic whispers. Mmmmmmm...if only he would tell me his name.

My financially brilliant husband phoned me once again, right in the middle of another very important business acquisition, just to make certain I was having Sloan apply enough sun block to my luminous alabaster skin. Oh Darling, you are so attentive to needs of your inveterate Slut/Trophy Wife. I've now grown quite accustomed to my life of luxury and opulence. Really, who could blame me for rubbing other people's noses in our wealthy web of intrigue and ribaldry!

Had a lovely call with my Panty Boy! How she blissfully wishes her clitty looked as lovely as mine, but I must divulge she was quite an exquisite confection herself in that lovely pink bra and panty I had her dun. Well, lets just say that with an assortment of makeup, white fishnet stockings and a blonde wig, my panty doll’s transformation was remarkable!

Jim, what a fun call! I love the thought of bringing you my young lady friends to fuck! My passion for you was intensely filled with jealousy and lust as you allowed me to lick their pussy cream off your cock!

And to My Fuscia panty slut…. You know who you are! It suits you well to be my cuckold pet. Consider yourself privileged, as not everyone gets the opportunity to suck the cum out of my tight pussy after a tumultuous gang bang session! Show Mistress Diana those creamy puckered lips again!

To the sexy Mississippi Man who was brazen enough to fuck me in the ass….wow, that was hot! Can’t wait to do that again!

J-Bear came through once again to be the prize pony in the stable with a surprise switch in our usual Mommy/Son role-play. This time…I got to be a daughter, discovering and embracing my womanhood by having a full blown masturbation session. Unbeknownst to me….my Step Daddy was watching me do it, as I held his photo in my hand! Daddy came in, locked the door and well the rest….,.I’ll leave to your imagination.

Good luck with your Football Picks tomorrow! I should be home by 11:00 PM, should anyone wish to give me a Blow by Blow update…

Care to tell a sexy BCB Dispatcher how Marge Flanders died and you’ll receive a 30 minute call for the 25 minute price!

Sexy wet dreams,

Diana
Friday, September 30th, 2005
3:02 am
September 2005
Wednesday, September 28th, 2005
4:05 pm Hump Delight....It's Trivia Night Tonight!
Happy Hump Day!

Let’s stimulate each other with creative sensual fantasies! Call me with one of yours and I’ll bring you to orgasm with one of mine!

I just had a fantastic Goddess call with J, who drew me a nice warm luxurious bath. He left no stone unturned in my wildest imagination ensuring a wonderful fantasy; complete with glowing candles, sensual music, and fragrant anointing oils. You had me emerging from the tub feeling like a true Goddess. I’m still sighing about the way your hands softly glided all over my wet, slippery body! Tonguing me dry, sent me over the precipice of pleasure! Trust me J; you won’t have to convince me to run the bath water again!!!!! Thank You!!!

Boys, don’t forget Tonight is Trivia Night! Check the Promos Page
and choose your Sunday Football Picks too!

Hope to see you all in The Chat Room, 11:00 PM EST!

XO!

Diana


PS: Anyone a reality show fanatic like me???? The two hour premier of The Amazing Race was awesome last night!!!! Tonight, it's "So You Think You Can Dance" and The Apprentice: Martha Stewart; both airing at the same time!!! Grrrrrrrrrowl... I need Tivo!!!!! Thursday, is Survivor Guatemala and The Apprentice: Donald Trump! Enjoy!

Current Mood: Creative
Current Music: Josh Kelly "Only You"
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Friday, September 23rd, 2005
7:28 pm TGIF
Time to wind down and have a relaxing weekend. But what a week it's been. Started off with a venture with 8 friends to the San Gennaro Feast in NYC and ended up meeting more friends there. What a night, crowded as all get out still, a great time was had by all. The moon was so full and captivating.

After polishing off 3 bottles of my favorite Veuve Clicquot in the limo, we bar hopped in between zeppoles, and had delicious Calamari at Puglios too. What a great way to venture into Manhattan with no worries about parking. Thank goodness for cell phones as we sometimes needed to corral the group to our next destination.

If by some chance you did attend, and heard a pretty red head holding a microphone Sunday evening saying, "Hey everybody! I hope you're all having a good time!" Well, *giggles* that was me! :-) Poor announcer had no idea what I'd say when I grabbed the mike from his hands on a dare!

Who says I'm not a rabble rouser???? LOL!!!! Actually, that was rather tame. We capped off the night with a little dirty dancing to the featured band playing and of course some cannolis at Ferrara's Bakery.

Yes, I did eat mine extra slowly and sensually, savoring every morsel. After all, I love a sweet confection just as much as the next person. Though it was back on the Treadmill for me on Monday, as how would it look if I set a bad example for my clients showing up for their workout sessions with a little paunch?

Of course my late afternoon and evening caller workouts also contributed to keeping my svelte figure in order. RC was intense and captivated me in such a way that kept me moist for hours! Of course, the feeling I get from my Palm Beach husband as he delights in seeing me lavished in opulence and haute couture is unrivaled. Darling, the red Henri Bendel evening gown is simply delicious, as well as the V neck, umpire waist, olive Roberto Cavalli. However, after shopping with Alexis on Rodeo today I've decided to go with an enthralling gold backless Versace. I can't wait till you see me in it, pet. Plan on me arriving home tomorrow afternoon in time for Lloyd and Cornelia's dinner party. Can't wait to dazzle them at the party in this gown!

MP...again you delight me with your creativity leaving me awe inspired to yearn for more of the same. Posing as my landlord is one thing, but catching you sniffing my panties when you very well know you were there to ensure my sink repair is just uncontestable, which is why I had to force you into complete submission! I surely made out on the deal though, didn't I, with free rent for the lifetime of my lease!!! Wonder if I'll ever move now! *wink* So glad you're a major ass man too. Can't wait until we do the corporate buy-out fantasy! Just you wait and see how I plan to slyly coerce you into bringing me back to your hotel room for your laptop and password. Just in case you've forgotten..., wrist restraints and a roll of film go a long way mein Liebling.

To The Phantom of the Night who invaded my dreams on the 19th, I want you to reveal yourself to me as you have me filled with curiosity and wonderment. Your kisses so passionate...please tell me your name and remove your mask. I can't wait to see you before my window sill once more! I'll continue to sleep in only my sexiest of lingerie to entice you this much is certain.

J-Bear, I can't stop thinking about the way you picked me up to mount you like a rag doll onto the sofa as drove your rock hard rod into me. The strength of Ten Samson’s and the Semen of Twenty! Mmmmm the feeling is quite mutual. Love the idea of licking your cock after it's been in your business partner’s pussy too. You placing me up on the counter top while I watched her give you head drove me wild with excitement!

Speaking of female treats, I played Mommy to sexy kitten Pamela in an attempt to save her from her lesbian tendencies by having my boyfriend JD present her with his throbbing fat cock for a pleasure ride. Hmmmm…..I think we both rode him beyond our wildest dreams! Mmmm...won't you make us part of yours?

On that note I bid you adieu, but don’t forget to sign up for the Football Promotion and visit the Specials too.

XO! Diana

Current Mood: Laid back and relaxed...
Current Music: California Dreaming The Dana Owens Album
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Wednesday, September 14th, 2005
2:28 pm Happy Hump Day!!!!
Hello all! It's only mid-week and I'm already feeling so extra naughty!

Some really great calls have put me in the mood for more! J-Bear your Drive-In Movie Fantasy was SO intense! Mommy couldn't help but feel your rock hard cock as we intently watched the couple making love next to us. I wanted you to kiss and caress Mommy's nipples that way and you My Little Guy gave me much more than I expected in the back seat!

And JB WOW! You had me convulsing with your gentle finger pulses up and down every inch of my entire body! I melted by the time you arrived at my pussy!

And speaking of melting, that's exactly what I was doing as Donna was sipping Cristal from my navel!!! I so hope your Movie Mogul plans on enjoying us both again soon. He sure knows how to direct a titillating orgy, doesn't he????? Though, I bet we equally amazed him by performing so well on the first take!

Speaking of amazing.... MP! I bet you didn't realize how smart your wife was in hiring a sexy Private Eye like me to catch you in the act! Little did I know however, that I would wind up succumbing to your charming ways before turning you in! Pity you had to be caught in my sexy panties though, but do know that I didn't give your wife every roll of film! LOL!!!!!!!!

S. you caught me coming out of the pool yesterday and I couldn't wait to get out of that wet bathing suit! I am so glad my girlfriend stayed out on the float when I came inside to play with you. Call again soon and we'll take more than a plunge together! I just love an excuse to skinny dip in the pool or hot tub!!!!! Just the thought of doing so makes me feel all creamy and moist inside!

LMAO!!! Speaking of creamy and moist...that's exactly how my Coconut Cake turned out for the Asian Fusion party I attended on Saturday. Friends couldn't help express that it tasted sinfully delicious! Some exclaimed it was orgasmic, so I felt compelled to share the recipe!

Of course, you will have to spend an hour on the treadmill to have a slice of this sweet confection, but it's so worth the taste! Keep in mind that a 30 minute session with me burns as many fat calories as an hour on that treadmill!!!!! If that doesn't get your fingers exercising to dial me up NOTHING will!!!!!

Have a great rest of the week!!!! XO! Diana

PS: Many thanks and sweet kisses to the sexy Karley, who taught me how to add a link in Live Journal on the 8th! You're such a doll! Muuuuuuuaaa!


Coconut Layer Cake

Cake
1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened
2 cups sugar
4 large eggs, at room temperature
1 1/2 cups self-rising flour
1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1 cup milk
1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Filling
3/4 cup milk
1/2 cup granulated sugar
2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1 seven-ounce package sweetened, shredded coconut
1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Frosting
3 egg whites
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1/2 cup cold water
1 1/2 cups sugar
1/4 plus 1/8
teaspoon cream of tartar

Garnish
sweetened, shredded coconut

Preheat oven to 350° F. Grease and lightly flour three 9 x 2-inch round cake pans, and then line the bottoms with waxed paper.

Make the cake
In a large bowl, on the medium speed of an electric mixer, cream the butter until smooth. Add the sugar gradually and beat until fluffy, about 3 minutes. Add the eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition. Combine the flours and add in four parts, alternating with the milk and the vanilla extract, beating well after each addition. Divide the batter among the cake pans. Bake for 20 to 25 minutes or until a cake tester inserted into center of cake comes out clean. Let cakes cool in pans for 10 minutes. Remove from pans and cool completely on wire rack.

Make the filling
In a medium-size saucepan, whisk the milk with the sugar and the flour until thoroughly combined. Cook and stir constantly over medium-high heat (about 5 minutes) until thickened and bubbly. Remove from heat and add the coconut. Stir in the vanilla extract. Cover and cool to room temperature.

When cake has cooled, spread half the filling between the first two layers of cake, then the other half between the second and third layers. The cake should be assembled so it can be iced as soon as the frosting is completed.

Make the frosting
In an electric mixer bowl, combine the egg whites and the vanilla extract and set aside. In a medium-size saucepan over high heat, combine the water with the sugar and the cream of tartar. As mixture begins to bubble at edges, stir once to make sure the sugar is dissolved completely, then let come to a rolling boll (about 2 to 3 minutes) and remove immediately from heat.

Now, in a medium-size bowl, on the medium-high speed of an electric mixer, beat the egg whites and the vanilla extract with the whisk attachment until foamy, about 1 minute.

Without turning off mixer, pour the sugar syrup into the beaten egg whites in a thin, steady stream. Continue beating constantly, on medium-high speed, for about 5 minutes or until stiff peaks form but frosting is still creamy. Frost top and sides of cake immediately. Generously sprinkle top with shredded coconut.
Makes 1 three-layer 9-inch cake

Enjoy! :-)
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Friday, September 9th, 2005
3:48 pm Looking Forward To A Beautiful Weekend
Well, despite the need for rain, the weather had been gorgeous here in NY. My pool is still open and I'm enjoying every moment in it that I can until closing. Who will be the lucky caller to catch me in it, or just coming out dripping wet??? I love the feeling of a hard body pressed up against me.

I will be going out for an early dinner with my little man and hopefully arriving home in time to see the Concert benefiting the Gulf Coast on ABC tonight.

Tomorrow, I'm attending an Asian Fusion Party and baking a coconut cake to bring. Sunday attending a birthday party on LBI at the Jersey shore. Long drive back, but I'll be looking forward to a sexy call to perk me up if you're around.

Until then, I leave you with a prayer...

> WOMAN'S PRAYER

> Before I lay me down to sleep,
> I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
> One who's handsome, smart and strong
> One who loves to listen long,
> One who thinks before he speaks,
> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> I pray he's gainfully employed,
> When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> Massages my back and begs to do more.
> Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
> Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
> I pray that this man will love me to no end,
> and always be my very best friend.
> Amen.

> MAN'S PRAYER

> I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
> who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
> This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit!
> Amen.

Enjoy your weekend Loves!

XO! Diana




"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."--Albert Einstein

Current Mood: happy and in the mood...
Current Music: She Will Be Loved Maroon 5
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Tuesday, September 6th, 2005
4:31 pm Great Orgasms To Lift Your Spirits At Bay City Blues!
Hello Everyone!

It's been almost 2 weeks since my last journal entry. So much has happened since we last spoke. The Pig Roast Block Party was excellent. So much fun and I've had another week of family and friends staying with me again, so I apologize for my lack of availability if you missed doing a call session with me.

Thank you to my sexy callers who didn't mind Mommy taking you in the basement during the wee hours of the AM! J-Bear, what a voice and handsome too!!!! *licking my lips*

HM!!!!! Damn you’re HOT!!!! Your creativity would be an aphrodisiac for any woman! Don't forget our dinner party at Bitsy's on Thursday night! Oh and Darling..., that lame washed out quarterback you hired Reed Butler must be fired!!!!!!!! I caught him starring at me again and he knows nothing about cleaning pools!
Same here for MS!!! I would enjoy being trapped in an elevator with you any day of the week!

Josie and I also enjoyed a very hot call filled with intrigue and penis humiliation. CT you know very well that we would NEVER meet a guy like yourself. LMAO!!!!! And... Yee Haw to my sexy Texan who was all too happy to pleasure my bisexual appetite with a trip to the Hotel Bar to pick up a few hotties to bring back to our room with us!!!!!!! Mmmmmmm... what a very erotic evening we shared.

And to my caller GS who likes a forceful woman...how was that phone sex workout???? Are you're muscles happy now? Good thing I had access to my personal dungeon for your workout!

Speaking of forceful, one of my NJ callers can bench press his XXX lbs of pleasure onto me any day of the week!

Oh and Karley, you were such a delicious baby sister, I would have been remiss if I didn't get to share you with Daddy as well. I was worried I'd wake the whole house up with that call!!!!! LMAO!!!! Daddy cum play with us again soon! We'll leave our bedroom door open again so you can watch us explore our sensuality together.

Sometimes, amidst all this fun and excitement sad things do occur... like the passing of my beautiful gray tiger cat China of 13 years from kidney failure and the devastatingly horrific Hurricane Katrina that wreaked havoc across the Gulf Coast. Here's an informative site with pics and a personal journal written by Margaret Saizan of Baton Rouge, who's actually doing a fine job following up on many of the personal interest stories that fill our hearts with hope. http://www.hurricane-katrina.org/ Also, the CBS News Staffers have chronicled the events at this link: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/09/04/katrina/main814689.shtml

Thanks in advance to all of our callers who help those in need with personal donations of your own. I am certain that one day soon these areas will once again flourish and thrive, replacing these sad memories with happier times and lets all continue to send positive thoughts to all our BCB Ladies along the Gulf Coast too!

I am also so very proud to be working with a company that is also contributing .50 per call in donations to Habitat for Humanity for the month of September. http://www.habitat.org This is such a great thing!!!! I myself, have donated to several organizations including The American Red Cross http://www.redcross.org/donate/donate.html
and now most recently America's Second Harvest at: 1-800-344-8070. This organization helps bring meals and bottled water to those in need.

The following is a list of phone numbers, provided by FEMA, set up solely for cash/credit card donations and/or volunteers:

American Red Cross
1-800-HELP NOW (435-7669) English,
1-800-257-7575 Spanish;
Web: https://www.redcross.org

FEMA (accepting donations by calling ARC providing evacuee care)
1-800-440-6728
http://www.fema.gov/press/2005/katrinadonations.shtm

Operation Blessing
1-800-436-6348

America’s Second Harvest
1-800-344-8070

Habitat for Humanity
121 Habitat Street
Americus, GA 31709-3498 USA
1-800-HABITAT (800-422-4828)
http://www.habitat.org/

Donate cash to and volunteer with:

Salvation Army
1-800-SAL-ARMY (725-2769) AMERICAN RED CROSS:
Phone: 1-800-HELP-NOW (435-7669)

BUSH-CLINTON KATRINA FUND:
Web: http://bushclintonkatrinafund.org

NATIONAL VOLUNTARY
ORGANIZATIONS ACTIVE IN DISASTER:
Web: http://www.nvoad.org

LOUISIANA SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO ANIMALS:
Web: http://www.la-spca.org

UNITED WAY:
Web: http://national.unitedway.org

HUMANE SOCIETY OF THE UNITED STATES:
Web: http://www.hsus.org

OPERATION USA:
Phone: 1-800-678-7255
Web: http://www.opusa.org


So many sites, for you to visit….however, if you're ready to do your part for humanity this month and have a great orgasm as well... then, pick up the phone and call one or several of us Ladies now! We'll be so delighted to assist you!

Also, please read Charlie's corner at http://baycityblues.com/charlie.htm for song lyrics and the Specials Page at http://www.baycityblues.com/specials.htm Guess the name of the band who sings the lyrics and you'll receive a 30 minute call for the cost of only a 25 minute call!!!!! Hurry up and guess for this special won't last long!

Love, hugs, and orgasms to lift our spirits,

Diana

PS: Major CHEERS to NY's Bravest for helping their Brothers and doing their part in the relief efforts too! http://www.nynewsday.com/news/local/brooklyn/nyc-hurr0902,0,1034908.story?coll=nyc-manheadlines-brooklyn

Current Mood: hopeful and flirtatious

Current Mood: cheerful
Friday, August 26th, 2005
2:46 am
8-15 to 8-26-05
Friday, August 26th, 2005
3:38 pm Happy Friday Everyone!
It's been a busy week for me, but not too busy to wish you all a wonderful weekend full of orgasmic pleasure!!!!

Major Kudos to Sydney this week for finally popping my Two-Girl Cherry and JS you were adorable!

Tomorrow afternoon, I will be attending a Pig Roast with friends just around the corner, so I won't be home too late in the evening, and Sunday I plan on relaxing poolside, weather permitting. Call me and let’s work those sexy muscles out!

I will say goodbye for now and leave you with these funnies to enjoy! Cheers! Love, Diana

Please don't shoot the messenger ;-)

1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive.”

3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

4. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

5. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

6. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

7. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

8. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

9. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's Not Unusual."

10. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.

11. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

12. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes and then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy."

13. Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad, or maybe my older brother Colin or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I'm pretty sure it's Colin.

14. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

15. I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."

16. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't. I cut off your arms!"

17. I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.

18. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

19. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

20. Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

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Monday, August 22nd, 2005
4:24 pm Happy Monday Everyone!
Hi Everyone!

I'm just coming off a very busy weekend of entertaining family and friends from several parts of the US. I had over 70 guests with 10 overnight guests that stayed the next day too! It was so much fun and exhausting at the same time!

I did most of the cooking with the exception of a few dishes people brought to share, and two of my guy friends were busy little fairies turning my place into a beautiful palace the night before. They hung chiffon drapery to the poles of the Pop-up Tent and Pergola. They even staked torcheres and hung candle lanterns with wire ties in the tent and all around the grounds. Everything looked so magical.

Well, the party turned out wonderful and everyone had a fabulous time. As a special surprise to me and my guests, those same two friends lined the walkway up to the pool and back to the hot tub with tea light candles!!!! What a gorgeous setting for an enchanting evening under the stars.

After a lovely dinner and swim, we all settled in for dessert and Karaoke. I love to sing and after a few drinks the rest of the guests joined me too. We spent the remainder of the night dancing in the great room until 4:00 AM! Some of us had little more than 3 hours of sleep *wink* before the after party began.

Now, it's time to relax and enjoy some quality time for me. I am so ready to have another incredible orgasm!

So boys.....don't keep me waiting too long! We'll both benefit from the sexy workout I have planned.

Love, Kisses and Tight Sensual Squeezes,

Diana
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Thursday, August 18th, 2005
1:21 am My first phone orgasm!
You were wonderful JH!!!!!

I'm so glad you were my first. I like my men to be very attentive and sensually intense!

The rest of you boys will surely have something to live up too!

Care for an Orgy Call? My Two and Three Girl Cherry has yet to be popped. Mmmmmmmmm...and I can't wait!

Special message to the Ladies: You are ALL so much fun in our Chat Room. Thank you for all the warm welcomes and lap dances! I'm such a lucky girl!

Well, it's time for this fair maiden to hit her feather pillow, as I have two clients scheduled for early morning workouts.

Wet dreams and sweet kisses everyone!

And, special thanks again to my first guy! I think I'll sleep in the panties you helped make so creamy.

Love,

Diana

Current Mood: bouncy
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Monday, August 15th, 2005
2:47 am Newbie on Beach Patrol :-)
Hello Everyone,

I'm Diana, Certified Personal Trainer and Phone Sex Slut.

I am new to Bay City Blues and so excited to be working with such a unique company and crew!

My web page will be up very soon :-) http://www.thefuckingbeach.com/girls/diana.htm

I’m feeling deliciously sensual. How about you?

Call me at 1-866-SEXY-832 when you're ready for an intense beach workout!

All your muscles will thank you!

Love and Kisses,

Diana

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